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The Vicars bottom, and the potato
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Let's be fair here.
Even if you did fall, naked, backwards onto a potato, it would NOT go up your bum. It just wouldn't--basic anatomy tells us so. The sphincter would have to be dilated. I know for one that I would need a whole lot of lube if ever I felt the need to insert a potato into my anus.
Worst cover story ever.
Even if you did fall, naked, backwards onto a potato, it would NOT go up your bum. It just wouldn't--basic anatomy tells us so. The sphincter would have to be dilated. I know for one that I would need a whole lot of lube if ever I felt the need to insert a potato into my anus.
Worst cover story ever.
Well depends on the variety the vicar was planning to have for dinner that day
Anya
vs Maris Piper
^ Your knowledge of potatoes and their shapes is most disturbing
Hehe
Only enough to know one variety's good for salads and the other makes mighty fine jacket potatoes…
Well depends on the variety the vicar was planning to have for dinner that day…
Anya
http://varieties.potato.org.uk/photos/anya_t.jpg
vs
http://varieties.potato.org.uk/photos/marispiper_t_copy1.jpg
Well I stand corrected.
However; would you really have an Anya standing tall on a work surface/chopping board?
Perhaps this was professional in nature? Perhaps the Vicar needed to understand Dan Rather, and was channeling a "commontater"?
Or perhaps he wanted to understand people like Stalin, Hitler or Castro, and was getting in touch with his inner "dic-tater".
Or perhaps he wanted to understand people like Stalin, Hitler or Castro, and was getting in touch with his inner "dic-tater".
Well done sir!
I'm sure it was a million to one shot (bad Seinfeld reference).
Seriously though, the circumstances here...