The Vicars bottom, and the potato

[Lau]

I believe this is more or less the plot of the unaired pilot.

It would certainly be a vast improvement over any of the aired episodes...

 

[119576]

Let's be fair here.

Even if you did fall, naked, backwards onto a potato, it would NOT go up your bum. It just wouldn't--basic anatomy tells us so. The sphincter would have to be dilated. I know for one that I would need a whole lot of lube if ever I felt the need to insert a potato into my anus.

Worst cover story ever.

 

[arkitect]

Let's be fair here.

Even if you did fall, naked, backwards onto a potato, it would NOT go up your bum.

Well depends on the variety the vicar was planning to have for dinner that day… 😉

Anya 😱 vs Maris Piper😱😱…

vs

 

[edesignuk]

^ Your knowledge of potatoes and their shapes is most disturbing 😱

 

[arkitect]

^ Your knowledge of potatoes and their shapes is most disturbing 😱

Hehe 😛

Only enough to know one variety's good for salads and the other makes mighty fine jacket potatoes…

 

[119576]

Well depends on the variety the vicar was planning to have for dinner that day… 😉

Anya 😱 vs Maris Piper😱😱…

http://varieties.potato.org.uk/photos/anya_t.jpg
vs
http://varieties.potato.org.uk/photos/marispiper_t_copy1.jpg

Well I stand corrected.

However; would you really have an Anya standing tall on a work surface/chopping board?
😛

 

[gilkisson]

Perhaps this was professional in nature? Perhaps the Vicar needed to understand Dan Rather, and was channeling a "commontater"?

Or perhaps he wanted to understand people like Stalin, Hitler or Castro, and was getting in touch with his inner "dic-tater".

 

[rdowns]

Too bad Joe the Plumber was otherwise occupied.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Sure it was a potato and not a turnip?

Well done sir!

I'm sure it was a million to one shot (bad Seinfeld reference).

Seriously though, the circumstances here...😱