The wishes of the fanboy

Discussion in 'MacBook Pro' started by BJB Productions, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. BJB Productions macrumors 65816

    BJB Productions

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    Please don't move this to wasteland... I'm just trying to open up people's eyes a bit... Feel free to add if I've missed something in the list.

    [fanboy rant]

    hi,
    i'm i reaallly want the new MBP. but it has to have the following features in order for me to buy:

    • 64GB OF RAM
    • 4 SSDs
    • 20 HOUR BATTERY LIFE
    • NO OPTICAL DRIVE
    • (BLUE RAY)
    • SANDY BEACH PROCESSOR
    • LIGHTPEAK
    • USB 3.0
    • RETINA DISPLAY
    • LIQUID METAL DESIGN... THINNER AND LIGHTER.

    P.S!! should i buy one now or wait?
    [/end fanboy rant]
     
  2. whyzdom macrumors regular

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    As much as I like your list, you are definitely still located in Narnia!
     
  3. greytmom macrumors 68040

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    Open their eyes to what?
     
  4. alust2013 macrumors 601

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    iOS/OS 11 double boot
    quad or 6-core
    desktop quality discrete graphics
     
  5. BJB Productions thread starter macrumors 65816

    BJB Productions

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    To how seriously ridiculous some of the speculations are.
     
  6. kx22 macrumors member

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    Lol Sandy Beach. Wanna get a free coupon to the sea when buying a MBP?
    I think you should wish for a ticket for Steve and the Applefactory. I heard they're 3 golden MBP spread in 10 million production. If you get a gold one then you can have a nice day with Steve in his factory!!!!
     
  7. greytmom macrumors 68040

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    Ah. Thank goodness. You have saved us all.
     
  8. BJB Productions thread starter macrumors 65816

    BJB Productions

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    I know.... I know. :rolleyes:


    Yes.. Sandy Beach. I've seriously heard some people call it that. YES. Golden MBP for sure For sure..
     
  9. mooblie macrumors 6502

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    Not much point in such a list without a price tag discussion.

    Actually, there's not much point in that either.
     
  10. xpcker macrumors regular

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    send this topic to trash please...

    you have like what... 11yo?

    dude please stick to the reality
     
  11. Eddyisgreat macrumors 601

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    Didn't you hear? Steve is giving them away for FREE.

    If you a previous macbook pro you can also get a second FREE!1!11
     
  12. BJB Productions thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Oh my goodness people... This is all a joke! I'm not serous! I was simply trying to point out what nonsense some of the predictions going around are. ...but I guess some of you don't get the sarcasm.
     
  13. whyzdom macrumors regular

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    I knew you were joking because you didn't include dual quad core processors in a raid configuration that were also waterproof so as to have a free-water cooling system (dumping ice water on the keyboard). Anybody knows that in order for your list to have merit it would have to have included that.
     
  14. greytmom macrumors 68040

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    Personally, I like the name "Dirty Feet." Saw that somewhere.

    And then there's always Cougar Town. That brings a smile to my face every time.
     
  15. chaoticbear macrumors 6502

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    If it were a serious list, the combination of Blu-Ray and no optical drive would be my favorite.
     
  16. lewdvig macrumors 65816

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    I think he meant magical fairy rays in the shade of blue emanating from this radiant wonder. But I can see how you would make that mistake.

    :D
     
  17. Gr80Likes2Boogi macrumors regular

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    OP, this thread makes me happy. Thanks.

    Of course, I'd like to see a touch-screen as well.
     
  18. chaoticbear macrumors 6502

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    Oh, if we're talking purely fantasy, then, I'd like an MBP 13" with a discrete graphics card.
     
  19. Jdstew1234 macrumors regular

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    Okay well you could have 4 gigs of ram not 64 and 64 gigs of ssd, blue ray is an optical drive, no sch thing as sandy beach there is sandy bridge, what resolution is a retina display to you because u could say that wvga is a retina display, light peak is not finalized and Steve jobs has already turned down USB 3.


    Buy now if you are an idiot and can't wait two weeks or wait and be smart
     
  20. Jdstew1234 macrumors regular

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    You cant tell sarcasm through text
     
  21. BJB Productions thread starter macrumors 65816

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    You are correct. Btw, to reply to your previous post, I don't think buying now makes anyone an idiot. There are many situations where someone needs a computer now, and the current specs would work just fine for them... Just a thought.
     
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