Things ex-girlfriends do out of spite

[iBlue]

I opened a bedroom door and caught an exboyfriend cheating on me; he didn't know I saw that. I calmly walked out and thought of what to do. I wanted to drag him out of there by his long pretty hair and kick his ass. Being a civilized person I did the next best thing. I put Nair (depilatory cream, i.e., hair remover) in his hair conditioner. He let that stuff sit in his hair religiously for 15 minutes while he admired himself in the shower. He came out of there nearly bald with long patches of pitiful hair the next day. Serves him right.


A guy friend of mine had an ex girlfriend do all sorts of lousy little (stalkery) things. Most of them I can't remember but she got hers when she approached us in a busy shopping center with a bunch of her friends in tow.... Well he finally snapped and screamed at her "I CAN MASTERBATE BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVER F*** ME!" She ran off and pretty much stopped harassing him at that point.
Humiliation is a powerful motivator.

 

[®îçhå®?]

There is a thing called "Secret Physcos" on Scott Mi's show on BBC Radio 1 where it is people saying what their exs hav done. There was one who cut the heads off his ex gf's doll collection.
Personally, nothing as i have never been in that situation

 

[iAlan]

Phone you while she's drunk.

Phone you while she's crying.

iPhone you when he/she/they is/are drunk AND crying

 

[Maxiseller]

A guy friend of mine had an ex girlfriend do all sorts of lousy little (stalkery) things. Most of them I can't remember but she got hers when she approached us in a busy shopping center with a bunch of her friends in tow.... Well he finally snapped and screamed at her "I CAN MASTERBATE BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVER F*** ME!" She ran off and pretty much stopped harassing him at that point.
Humiliation is a powerful motivator.

That is excellent!

One to remember...

 

[Compile 'em all]

Man, this thread reminded me of this video

 

[®îçhå®?]

Man, this thread reminded me of this video

That is quite funny. Was that his laptop she threw on the floor?

 

[iSaint]

fsck your best friend(s)

 

[Abstract]

Man, this thread reminded me of this video

That was awesome. I'd do the same thing if I actually found my girlfriend cheating on me with my best-friend, but instead of throwing her stuff on the ground, it may be her and my best friend, and I would kick harder.....BAM!....right in the baby-maker.

 

[mkrishnan]

So why did they accept her notification that your phone was stolen, given that she was not you? Does she have your identifying information? You should definitely at least contact your banks, credit cards, phone company, etc, and make sure that appropriate actions are taken to not accept requests from her in the future.

I personally would get a restraining order. A little mild, harmless revenge is maybe okay, but that kind of behavior shouldn't be encouraged.

 

[Maxiseller]

It may be her and my best friend, and I would kick harder.....BAM!....right in the baby-maker.

Very difficult situation I would not like to be in seriously. I would find it VERY hard not to do what you've just said. I'd probably run at his "baby maker" with a pair of scissors too!

Amazing how string human instinct is, even in these supposedly "enlightened" times!

 

[heehee]

An ex is like a fly, they always come back to annoy you.

 

[Abstract]

I personally would get a restraining order. A little mild, harmless revenge is maybe okay, but that kind of behavior shouldn't be encouraged.

Come to think of it, so would I.

She thinks she can do this and go unpunished? In any other situation, you and I both know you'd be calling the police. A restraining order would tarnish her record, but it's not like she didn't provoke this course of action.

And I agree with mkrishnan.....I'd check credit cards and stuff as well. What do you need to make an online purchase nowadays: credit card number, your name, phone number, and your address. It's believable that she could have both.

Hopefully, you won't get a brand new car or Russian bride or something crazy arriving at your doorstep.

Don't trust psychos, and never underestimate the ingenuity of stupid psychotic women.

 

[mkrishnan]

Hopefully, you won't get a brand new car or Russian bride or something crazy arriving at your doorstep.

I love and relish the unresolved tension of not knowing whether or not I'm being made fun of like that sweet, sweet moment at a MacWorld keynote where you just know Steve is going to make you drool, but you don't know why yet.

 

[63dot]

Well, it was bound to happen. Me and my girlfriend broke up, and she was feeling pretty bad. Well, it turns out that either she o her friend called my phone service provider and said that my cell phone got stolen. So they cut my service and today I won't be getting any messages or calls. That sucks, since I was supposed to get a couple of work related calls

Anything else an ex-couple has done to you out of spite?

that's terrible

my whole life i have had good girlfriends and bad ones and everything in between those extremes, but nobody has been bent on revenge like that

on a personal level, revenge is stupid and a waste of time

on a larger social level, justice is ok and necessary...like let's say you work in a company that has asbestos or unmarked hazadous waste all over the place, it's your right, and even duty to turn them in

but if one person or both decide a romantic relationship is over, and it can't be worked out, then both parties should move on as hard as that may seem

 

[e²Studios]

I had my car keyed in my work parking garage once, the only problem is that she forgot that they have video surveilance in there. Caught red handed, 35 hours of community service and a $2500 bill from my insurance company later i never heard from her again

Ed

 

[jdechko]

I had my car keyed in my work parking garage once, the only problem is that she forgot that they have video surveilance in there. Caught red handed, 35 hours of community service and a $2500 bill from my insurance company later i never heard from her again

Ed

Nice.

I've never had any really bad breakups. They've been emotional toil sometimes, but nothing like anything anyone here has mentioned.

 

[Lyle]

Sometimes, ex-girlfriends drive cross country, wearing a diaper so that they don't have to stop for potty breaks, so that they can kidnap and/or kill your new girlfriend.

So, in perspective, it doesn't sound like anyone here has had it too bad.

 

[®îçhå®?]

Sometimes, ex-girlfriends drive cross country, wearing a diaper so that they don't have to stop for potty breaks, so that they can kidnap and/or kill your new girlfriend.

So, in perspective, it doesn't sound like anyone here has had it too bad.

She was a bit of a loon. I would have thought that NASA's tests would have weeded out all of the physcos so they did not go into space

 

[Raid]

I had a ex who tried to stab me and light me on fire.

And she was one of the good ones.

Eeeesh! K that beats me, my psycho told my ex that I had cheated on her in an attempt to alienate me from my friends (as the ex and I know the same people), and try to get me to commit to a relationship with psycho-girl! Luckily when somebody finaly told me what happened I explained things to my ex-gf and she luckily beileved my side of the story. Then it was your standard early morning calls of crying/(later on silence), stalking me around the University, pathetic attempts at gossiping, etc. Funny thing was that when I moved away after Universtiy I had mistakenly left a call forwarding message with my new number on it... she called there too for about another year or so.

I had my car keyed in my work parking garage once, the only problem is that she forgot that they have video surveilance in there. Caught red handed, 35 hours of community service and a $2500 bill from my insurance company later i never heard from her again

Ed

To quote Nelson "Ha-Ha!" The greatest satisfaction I got out of the whole ordeal was hearing my ex-gf tear a strip off of psycho-girl for giving her a weeks worth of hell. ...not that it made up for the harassment, but having that memory made it better.

 

[mkrishnan]

She was a bit of a loon. I would have thought that NASA's tests would have weeded out all of the physcos so they did not go into space

I think there's a Douglas Adams quote that belongs here.

 

[haiggy]

AFAIK, I did nothing to deserve that. I ended the relationship because I felt smothered, and after a month and a half after we had many conversations on the subject (in which I never raised my voice, insulted her or anything) I saw no change, and the feeling was gone for me.

And no, I'm not stooping that low I'll get it fixed tomorrow and that's that. You wouldn't want to throw more wood in a scorned woman's fire, do you?

Wow I'm in exactly the same position. I hope she doesn't do anything like that to me....

Yep, it's the same as mine. And to report a stolen line, you just have to say "hey, my number [insert any number you wish here] just got stolen and I would like it deactivated". But I won't do that.



I've so far only managed to find regular girls that go psychotically jealous on me. It sucks big time.

We sounds so alike it's alarming... wow

 

[iKwick7]

I opened a bedroom door and caught an exboyfriend cheating on me; he didn't know I saw that. I calmly walked out and thought of what to do. I wanted to drag him out of there by his long pretty hair and kick his ass. Being a civilized person I did the next best thing. I put Nair (depilatory cream, i.e., hair remover) in his hair conditioner. He let that stuff sit in his hair religiously for 15 minutes while he admired himself in the shower. He came out of there nearly bald with long patches of pitiful hair the next day. Serves him right.


A guy friend of mine had an ex girlfriend do all sorts of lousy little (stalkery) things. Most of them I can't remember but she got hers when she approached us in a busy shopping center with a bunch of her friends in tow.... Well he finally snapped and screamed at her "I CAN MASTERBATE BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVER F*** ME!" She ran off and pretty much stopped harassing him at that point.
Humiliation is a powerful motivator.

Ouch.

I accidentally stumbled upon proof that my ex-girlfriend of 3 years had/was cheating on me. Did I do anything drastic? Nope. I simply told her that obviously things were over. The following week I saw her at work (worked at the same place at the time, conflicting schedules so I never really saw her there, which was nice) and I conveniently had all of her things that were in my house in a bag in my car, proceeded to place the bag on the floor in front of her, said "here is everything of yours, enjoy" and that was the last I talked with her.

Interesting, too, since I could really have screwed her over in a BIG way. She was a moron and I had her social security number in my phone, along with access to compromising pictures of her that I could have easily forwarded to every single person on her cell phone. Man that would have been fun. Fortunately, that's just not the kind of person I am.

 

[emw]

Luckily, I've never had to deal with any dangerous or damaging ex-girlfriend behavior. Nor have I participated in it myself. I've had some long-term relationships end in the past, but none have been messy.

Although I think one of them used to call my brother and bitch to him about me. That was effective.

 

[Rodimus Prime]

Yep, it's the same as mine. And to report a stolen line, you just have to say "hey, my number [insert any number you wish here] just got stolen and I would like it deactivated". But I won't do that.



I've so far only managed to find regular girls that go psychotically jealous on me. It sucks big time.

I would find a new cell provider if that the only thing you need to do to have it deactivated. General they should at least require you to get the last 4 # of you SS to do that.

Also I would recommend calling you cell company and demanding they turn it back on and keep going up the management line. At least the managers you can chew out. But do not chew on the lowly peons they do not deserve it.

But you need to call you cell company and complain and demand it get turn on and then have some way to protect it from happening again. That or get a new cell company.

 

[aloofman]

Don't guys statistically do more damage after an ended relationship than women? I wouldn't know, never been in a long term relationship.

It varies drastically. Among exes who can't get over it, I think men are more likely to get violent or threatening, women tend toward things that are crazy or irritating.