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Things ex-girlfriends do out of spite

Abstract said:
Phone you while she's drunk.

Phone you while she's crying.
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ha ha! An ex called me up drunk once on New Years. She was "Hey, Happy New year!....I love you!"

Me: Are you drunk?

Her: A 'lil....*giggles*

Me: Don't embarrass yourself, sweetie.

Her: but I really wanted to *slurred speech* blah blah blah....

I hung up on her ass and blocked her number.

A little mean but If there is anything i hate more in life than a Windows PC, it's drunken whores.....
 
Compile 'em all said:
Man, this thread reminded me of this video :eek:
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Ah she's a wus! She just wanted to embarrase him because she was pissed off. But most importantly she SHOULD've dropped the TV screen first, when he reached for it - he BEGGED her not to drop it - and then jump on it. That would've had him crying (NOTE: ANY man that gets dumped or kicked out of his home by the woman/wife cannot survive without a TV that is his mantle). Trust it I know.

BTW, my kids where involved & I didn't cheat - just too much jealousy. And my ex didn't like that I was dating someone much more beautiful (but she was a pure cu*t). My ex stole my phone bill and found the most recent night I dropped her conversation and took the next call & spoke for 2hrs. Basically she wanted to me to break up with that C chick > and begged for me back. I had to make sure that she really wanted me not just the security. We'll Her, the kids & I are much more stable & happy for it.

Though I still wish she'd loose weight > for asthetic & health reasons (mind you I don't want her to be skinny, I love meat on a woman's bones & a nice firm big backside :D).

Just don't stoop too low.
 
Lyle said:
Sometimes, ex-girlfriends drive cross country, wearing a diaper so that they don't have to stop for potty breaks, so that they can kidnap and/or kill your new girlfriend.

So, in perspective, it doesn't sound like anyone here has had it too bad. ;)
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:D :D :D Laugh of the day.

As for all this, you're all helping me look forward to my first proper long-term relationship :rolleyes:
 
I don't think that anyone's ever done some horrible revenge thing to me, after we broke up. But then again, I generally treat everyone with respect and kindness, so perhaps they don't feel the need to get revenge.

Although, if it did happen, I would not tolerate it at all. I wouldn't accept being victimised by anyone, no matter how much they felt they were in the right. I doubt I'd respond tit-for-tat though, since I'd not want to do anything wrong myself.
 
Quick sidetrack on the diaper issue:

900 miles is NOT possible on a single tank of gas.

so the diaper is a moot point cuz she still has to stop for gas.

makes NO sense to me.
 
things exs do out of spite

found out my ex husband was cheating on me

so i cut up his clothes took half to hers ( was a friend )

eg half a pair of trousers one sock half a shirt .... get the pic


and said you want him keep him!!! changed the locks got divorced

he kept the car i got the kids
 
The mere title of this thread is cause for alarm. Don't be too genuine with your responses.

However, a friend of mine's ex-girlfriend had him charged with rape. The charges were consequently dropped when it was discovered he wasn't the father of the new born baby. She claimed it was his and after the obligatory tests was proven not to be. Consequently he sued her for damages.
 
I'm sure this sounds boring, but I've never had an ex attempt any kind of revenge on me. The worst that ever happened was when one called me out of the blue one day, a couple years after she'd cheated on me with her abusive ex and I dumped her. She'd finally decided that I wasn't so bad and said she forgave me. I hung up.

Then again, I've never been one to date anyone remotely unstable either. The worst that ever happened was when one was devastated to learn that I wasn't madly in love with her too, even though we'd known each other for only about two weeks. It was ugly at the time, but not something that lingered.

One thing that never failed: of all the times I've seen an ex go crazy after a breakup, everyone else could see it coming from almost the start of their relationship, everyone except the dump-er. Love/lust makes people blind sometimes.
 
Sdashiki said:
Quick sidetrack on the diaper issue:

900 miles is NOT possible on a single tank of gas.

so the diaper is a moot point cuz she still has to stop for gas.

makes NO sense to me.
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Hmm, well my car can go about 550 km with one full tank of gas. At its maximum speed of 180 km/h that's still over three hours between tank refills. At a more sane pace, that's over four and a half hours. Maybe she can't go 3 to 4.5 hours without peeing, especially when psychotically stressed out, and used the diaper between gas stations?

Edit: Wow, 1000 posts!
 
Sdashiki said:
900 miles is NOT possible on a single tank of gas.
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Depends on the car. One of my friends has an SUV they use for towing horses that has an 80 gallon tank. The thing only gets like 13 MPG but that still gives you over a 1000 mile cruising range. I'm not sure what the crazy lady was driving but it's certainly possible (although unlikely) she didn't have to stop.

I've been fortunate enough to have never had any one (ex girlfriend or not) do any crazy revenge like thing to me. One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend a few months ago. They'd been going out for a few years and were sharing a phone plan. She managed to rack up a $2500 phone bill in the month after they broke up. I would have killed her personally but he somehow remained calm and payed the bill.
 
panoz7 said:
Depends on the car. One of my friends has an SUV they use for towing horses that has an 80 gallon tank. The thing only gets like 13 MPG but that still gives you over a 1000 mile cruising range. I'm not sure what the crazy lady was driving but it's certainly possible (although unlikely) she didn't have to stop.
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Ok, but most psycho women don't have this sort of special vehicle.
 
panoz7 said:
They'd been going out for a few years and were sharing a phone plan. She managed to rack up a $2500 phone bill in the month after they broke up. I would have killed her personally but he somehow remained calm and payed the bill.
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That's fraud - no way I'd pay it. I mean, if she'd actually been so distressed that she'd had to call her mom on the other side of the planet for days on end, then maybe I'd pay it. But if it actually was a revenge thing, then hell no. Plus, weren't they sharing the plan, so wasn't she on the hook for $1250?
 
MarkCollette said:
That's fraud - no way I'd pay it. I mean, if she'd actually been so distressed that she'd had to call her mom on the other side of the planet for days on end, then maybe I'd pay it. But if it actually was a revenge thing, then hell no. Plus, weren't they sharing the plan, so wasn't she on the hook for $1250?
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That's what I told him. He said that it was worth $2500 never to have to see or hear from her again. I never met her but from what I've heard she was very clingy and this was probably just her way of making sure that there was still a connecting between them.
 
I agree with some posters here, sometimes it's an ex-girlfriend and sometimes it's an ex-boyfriend. It seems these days anyone can be nasty and vindictive no matter who they are.
 
Prom1 said:
she SHOULD've dropped the TV screen first, when he reached for it - he BEGGED her not to drop it - and then jump on it. That would've had him crying
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I don't think the target of her tirade was the guy in the video. I think an innocent bystander was horrified at the destruction of electronics so she gave him the TV instead of smashing it.
 
Doctor Q said:
I don't think the target of her tirade was the guy in the video. I think an innocent bystander was horrified at the destruction of electronics so she gave him the TV instead of smashing it.
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Same. I think she was yelling that stuff out to random passerby-ers (sp?) and the screaming guy was mourning not getting a free laptop, and calmed her down so she would let him have the TV.

I didn't believe her voice though, like this was staged, or she was trying to sound all emotional, and wasn't really.
 
Bern said:
The mere title of this thread is cause for alarm. Don't be too genuine with your responses.

However, a friend of mine's ex-girlfriend had him charged with rape. The charges were consequently dropped when it was discovered he wasn't the father of the new born baby. She claimed it was his and after the obligatory tests was proven not to be. Consequently he sued her for damages.
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That's very low.
 
MarkCollette said:
I didn't believe her voice though, like this was staged, or she was trying to sound all emotional, and wasn't really.
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That's pretty clear, given that she had somebody filming it for her. A random passerby with a camera wouldn't have started filming before her tirade started.
 
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