Things you should never, ever do

[Unspeaked]

Have anything to do with mortgage-backed securities.

 

[Demosthenes X]

Never refrain from attempting something you really, really want because you might fail. You will be forever haunted with regret.

If you do not attempt something, you are guaranteed to fail. If you go for it, you might succeed.

I learned this lesson with girls when I was young, but I think it applies far more globally than that!

 

[saxman]

french kiss a light socket

 

[mcnicks]

DO NOT taunt happy fun ball.

 

[MattG]

Never accidentally leave your car unlocked with anything of value inside of it.

 

[Melrose]

1. Tug on superman's cape.

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't post without checking the previous pages in a thread first.

 

[steve2112]

Don't post without checking the previous pages in a thread first.

I had to put the rest of it in there, and it wouldn't make sense without the first line. I saw that one, I swear!

Errr...ok...don't put your PowerBook on a stand too far away to properly read the screen.

Don't go three years without getting your eyes checked. Time to make that eye Dr. appointment.

 

[Melrose]

I had to put the rest of it in there, and it wouldn't make sense without the first line. I saw that one, I swear!

I know. I wasn't being serious anyway... (note the "" smiley)

 

[marbles]

Don't **** on your own doorstep, ... this one must hark back from medieval times

 

[0098386]

Don't buy a Mac if you want to play modern games with the settings up full
Don't throw out old electronics, box them up somewhere safe and dry.
Don't lick batteries. Unless its one of them 9 volt cuboid ones. Zzzt

 

[obeygiant]

Never, give you up, let you down, run around or desert you.

 

[marbles]

Never, give you up, let you down, run around or desert you.

Comment of the thread so far. 5*

 

[MotleyPete]

Never make muesli/granola in a blender using your own nuts.

 

[Blue Velvet]

and never, ever... eat anything bigger than your head.

 

[BoyBach]

Never, give you up, let you down, run around or desert you.

http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/rick-astley-returns-with-his-one-hit/

 

[puckhead193]

Change the name of your Home folder.

I've done that!

text/email while driving
Be the first to have vista/XP
smoke
rely on others

 

[plinden]

Don't cut your toenails when you're drunk.

If you must run with scissors, despite what your granny said, don't hold them pointing in

 

[Raid]

Never ignore your gut feeling.

Don't ever use Nutella and breadsticks to make a giant Choc Dip. It does not work. I repeat! It does not work.

Um well you could always microwave the Nutella first...

DO NOT taunt happy fun ball.

One of the best SNL commercials evar!

 

[r1ch4rd]

Don't **** on your own doorstep, ... this one must hark back from medieval times

I prefer to go with "don't **** where you eat".

Also, never fry bacon in the nude!

 

[maestro55]

Never date a woman for a year that you weren't happy with after the first month.

 

[SwiftLives]

Don't take the brown acid.

 

[remmy]

Don't believe the hype.

 

[marbles]

Don't believe the hype.

very good..although I could say never evr let a band like the Stone Roses fall apart mind you , ViVa le primals

 

[yojitani]

This is not such a smart-alecky one, but one I've learned from painful experience:

Don't try to be older than you are. That means you, teenagers!

 

[marold280]

Don't not back up.
Don't smoke
and for the LOVE of god DO NOT use a windows pc as your main computer .
Eurgh