Things you should never, ever do

[kastenbrust]

Never...

half fill an empty coke bottle with toilet duck and put balls of aluminum cooking foil in there then put the lid back on

unless...

you can run 100 meters in 10 seconds

 

[Unspeaked]

very good..although I could say never evr let a band like the Stone Roses fall apart mind you , ViVa le primals

On that same note, don't get your band back together if you've been broken up for more than five years.

 

[marbles]

On that same note, don't get your band back together if you've been broken up for more than five years.Unless the band in question IS the Stone Roses

fixed

 

[iLao]

For work, don't do something you hate because you think the money is good, and that one day you can just get out of the field. Don't study a field in school because you will think it pays well yet have nothing in common with the job.

This reply is the best.

YOUR LIFE WILL BE 50% BETTER IF YOU LIKE YOUR JOB!!!

 

[Iscariot]

Never let yourself go. It's the only body you've got.

 

[steve2112]

Never take 10 years to finish a college degree.

Never get involved with a woman who is several years older than you and who works as a bartender while in college.

Not that the two are related, or anything.

 

[bobfitz14]

The answer to "Does this make my butt look fat" is always no...

+1 hahah you are a wise man.

 

[EricNau]

It's the only body you've got.

The one in my trunk doesn't count?

 

[xboxer75010]

The one in my trunk doesn't count?

Of the one in my freezer.

 

[Cabbit]

never be anyone but yourself. it will only hurt if you try to be what other people want you to be and not who you really are.

 

[X5-452]

This is the first I've ever heard "do not tug on Superman's cape"

What happens if you do?

 

[Xfujinon]

You cannot control the world, only your reaction to it.

Do not "settle" in a relationship. Go for the best, relentlessly.

Don't assume you have all the answers.

Don't pretend to be an expert, you might get called on the carpet.

Don't lie to get ahead.

Always give compliments. Never withhold praise.

Study and work in a field you enjoy. Money cannot, and never will, buy happiness.

Prevention is worth more than cure.

Everything has consequences.

Alcohol + Driving = epic fail.

Loaded firearms + careless morons = epic fail.

Guns are tools, and potentially an enjoyable hobby. They do not confer manhood, reflect the size of one's testicles, or elevate one to a higher social status. They are not to be misused, or mistaken for leverage in an argument.

Never hit first.

If you get in a fight, try to get out. If you can't, give it 100% in return.

Live within your means.

Save 35% of what you make, always, without exception.

Engage brain before starting tongue.




Etcetera...

 

[Foxglove9]

Never put salt in your eye

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

Don't buy a Zune.

Don't lick a frozen pole.

Don't gasp suddenly for no reason if you are a passenger in a car.

Don't buy sushi from a vending machine.

Don't joke about bombs at an airport.

Don't waste your time reading this.

 

[steve2112]

This is the first I've ever heard "do not tug on Superman's cape"

What happens if you do?

Ah, you darn whippersnappers! No appreciation of the classics! Why, back in MY DAY...zzzzz...

What, oh yeah. Explain the reference. It's from a song by Jim Croce (some dude from way back in the 70s...see also Bad, Bad Leroy Brown and Time in a Bottle). It's called "You Don't Mess Around with Jim".

I don't want to spam the forum with the lyrics, so here is a link to one of them there whatchacallits...web pages!

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jim+croce/you+dont+mess+around+with+jim_10149470.html

 

[doubleohseven]

NEVER put a mentos in a coke bottle, shake it, open up the bottle and put your head over the bottle- it's potentially dangerous!

Oh, and never drink and drive!

 

[pimentoLoaf]

Don't eat the french fry in the restaurant bottle of ketchup.

Did this as a kid and got sick from the decayed fry.

 

[Mord]

Never keep mixed up k-lube (or J-lube) in a plastic water bottle in your bedroom. It will only ever end in a bad way.

 

[millerj123]

Don't store Desitin in the same drawer as toothpaste.

Start doing something amazing by saying "Hold my beer, and watch this!"

 

[djalix]

The answer to "Does this make my butt look fat" is always no...

"No" is the only correct answer to this question, without a doubt, and never add to your answer buy saying:

"No my love, the jeans are fine, it's your lack of exercise and bad diet" lol

 

[tvp]

Never substitute palmolive for dishwasher detergent ... BIG MESS.

 

[chuckcalo]

Never:

- Tell a lie to the person you love. Somehow, the truth is ALWAYS gonna be known.
- Mix Orange Juice and Soda (AND DRINK IT).
- Workout after eating a lot.
- Try to impress someone doing something you don't know how to do it just trying to act cool. The outcome is gonna be shameful.
- Spend ALL of your money, always save a bit.
- Give more than what you can give.
- Forget about karma.
- Frequently visit places you don't feel comfortable in.
- Go back to Windows after you've tasted Mac.
- Change a cheap beer for an expensive bottle of wine (I hope you know what I really mean right here, most of the cases seems to be with material things or even boyfriends/girlfriends)

 

[millerj123]

Burn bridges. You never know who or what you'll need down the road.

Forget who has helped you. Especially before giving at least a "thanks".

 

[gusious]

Never play with a running timer in a lab. You might reset it....

 

[wywern209]

NEVER ever smoke while filling a lawnmower with gas
my friend tried this. it ended with a boom and a weeohh weeoh!
Also even if a girl is wrong, she is right.