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Things Your Significant Other Does...

Huh. My wife is perfect.:confused:
Except that she doesn't know about InvisoHint™ messages in our posts, of course. I suppose I can now say what I'm REALLY thinking without worrying about her reading after me to make sure I'm not trashing her too much to my "bunch of weird online geek pals who have no life," as she fondly refers to us.

So, where was I? Ahh, yes. My wife is completely unable to put a new roll of toilet paper on the spindle. She'll get a new roll out, use some, and sit the new roll on the sink, but she'll never throw the empty core away and put the new one one.;)
 
iGary said:
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I know!

I actually just noticed that this thread is supposed to be things that I don't say anything about. That is something that I certainly DO complain about. She is much better about it now, but it is still gross on the occasions that she does it...
 
devilot said:
:eek: Hee. I do that too. :eek: But that's because I'll throw my own 'hairball' away before I use the shower again... and thus, avoid the horrible clogging-of-the-drain. Ah yes and CorvusCamenarum, your post rings true for me as well... as in, I am similar to your woman. :eek:
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:) She always suggests cutting her hair short to solve the problem - Because she knows I love it longer and won't want her to do that...
 
Let's see.

Hair on the shower walls/sink.

Never cleans car out.

Bitches about being bored

Leaves the curling iron out and the cord on the floor, I somehow manage to step on the plug with my barefoot every time.

Bitches about the toilet seat being up. Then slams it down (I can't wait til she breaks the toilet, she is SOOOOOOOOOOOO paying for it)
 
The post about the odd stacking of pots and pans is definitely my wife. I don't even want to go looking for a pan for fear of the mountain tumbling out on my foot.

A lot of the others sound so familiar too. The one thing she does that I DO say something about...she bites her fingernails. Soooooo annoying.
 
kgarner said:
The post about the odd stacking of pots and pans is definitely my wife. I don't even want to go looking for a pan for fear of the mountain tumbling out on my foot.

A lot of the others sound so familiar too. The one thing she does that I DO say something about...she bites her fingernails. Soooooo annoying.
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Yeah, Rob does that and cracks his knuckles INCESSANTLY. I do say something about those.

Another thing I don't say something about is when he channel surfs. I mean he will stay on a channel for like .5 seconds and change it - for five straight minutes. :eek:
 
iGary said:
Another thing I don't say something about is when he channel surfs. I mean he will stay on a channel for like .5 seconds and change it - for five straight minutes. :eek:
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My ex used to do that.

The other thing he always used to do was spray himself way too liberally in Lynx (or deodorant of the week) so that you could barely breathe in the bath/bedroom. I tried buying different kinds and hinting but never really felt I could mention it...
 
m-dogg said:
My girlfriend sheds hair like crazy (yet she still has so much more hair then me - I don't get it!), and tends to pull hair out of the shower drain and stick to the wet shower wall. Then I go in to shower and there is a nasty hairball on the wall. Ugh!
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ARRRRRGH!!! Mine Too!!! do we have the same G friend?? :eek:

Seriously though, what is the deal with that?? Why the F do they take the time to take the hair...ball it up, and stick it on the wall or in my case the side of the tub???

It would take exactly the same amount of time to throw the hair in the toilet and flush it..

AARGH!! did you ever see that old horror movie called "Critters" ? that's what the friggin hair balls remind me of....
 
How about breathing? Anyone? Anyone reached that point yet?

"It's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just that... I don't want her to be alive anymore"

Busting chops today. Ask anyone :rolleyes:
 
brepublican said:
How about breathing? Anyone? Anyone reached that point yet?

"It's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just that... I don't want her to be alive anymore"

Busting chops today. Ask anyone :rolleyes:
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Actually, my girlfriend says that I breath 'loudly'...
 
Oh, and snoring. What the **** kind of a woman SNORES in her sleep. And I mean SNORES. For example, one night, the bedroom door was closed, the white noise machine was on, and I could HEAR HER THROUGH THE FREAKIN DOOR!!!!!!

Suffice to say I've spent many nights on the couch lately.
 
brepublican said:
How about breathing? Anyone? Anyone reached that point yet?

"It's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just that... I don't want her to be alive anymore"

Busting chops today. Ask anyone :rolleyes:
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That situation might need a professional.....and a jacket:p


Bless
 
quigleybc said:
Seriously though, what is the deal with that?? Why the F do they take the time to take the hair...ball it up, and stick it on the wall or in my case the side of the tub???
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Because you bend down to take it out the plughole since it's starting to clog up and the water isn't draining away so you get that nasty scuzzy soap residue floating around your feet and since you're still only halfway through your shower, you don't want to get out to take it to the toilet - and it doesn't throw that easily (not forgetting that girls can't throw for toffee :p ) since it's relatively light so it gets stuck somewhere so that you can remove it when you get out of the shower... except sometimes, obviously, people forget.

I used to do this but now I have a wastebin in the bathroom just to the side of the shower so it's easier just to drop it in there.
 
@ Zelmo's Invisahint:

I know! The woman always takes the tp out from under the sink and puts it on top of the window sill! And she leaves the cardboard tube on the spindle! I mean, why would you do this? For God's sake, put the ****ing toilet paper on the ****ing spindle!

I love the woman to death. But she has zero ability to regulate her voice -- in bed, she'll be telling a story and screaming it at me, and when I'm doing dishes she'll be trying to talk to me at a volume that's marginally above a whisper. Maybe her hearing is shot. :confused:
 
CorvusCamenarum said:
4. We have a King sized bed, yet somehow between the time we go to bed and the time I wake up, I manage to end up with only the 6 inches or so closest to the edge, with her sprawled out over me.
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I know exactly what you mean on this one! "It's because I want to be close to you" :rolleyes:

I have taken to physically sliding her to the other side of the bed while she's sleeping. It usually buys me an hour or two. :)

Another thing is the mild OCD where everything has to be lined up perfectly in straight lines. If I walk through the room and the breeze slightly dislodges a piece of paper on the desk, it has to be put back straight.

I wouldn't change anything though. The quirks are part of her and I love everything about her. :eek:
 
Onizuka said:
Oh, and snoring. What the **** kind of a woman SNORES in her sleep. And I mean SNORES. For example, one night, the bedroom door was closed, the white noise machine was on, and I could HEAR HER THROUGH THE FREAKIN DOOR!!!!!!

Suffice to say I've spent many nights on the couch lately.
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HAHA thank god i'm single and sleep in my own bed... :)
 
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