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Things Your Significant Other Does...
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^^ewwwww and ewwww to all the women farting things
in my mind woman dont do that...their aliens
when i think about farting i think a big hairy smelly man not a sexy hot chick
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in my mind woman dont do that...their aliens
when i think about farting i think a big hairy smelly man not a sexy hot chick
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2nyRiggz said:^^ewwwww and ewwww to all the women farting things
in my mind woman dont do that...their aliens
when i think about farting i think a big hairy smelly man not a sexy hot chick
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Heh. Sorry to burst the bubble. I can't speak for any other ladies, but I thought there's no way I'm spending the next 50 years repressing my functions, as it were.
2nyRiggz said:^^ewwwww and ewwww to all the women farting things
in my mind woman dont do that...their aliens
when i think about farting i think a big hairy smelly man not a sexy hot chick
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Your reply reminds me of the Jonathan Swift poem The Lady's Dressing Room.
Baglady
My wife collects bags and baskets. No kidding. She's immensely low-maintenance; e.g., she really didn't want a Christmas gift, and she hasn't bought something new at the store in a long while. BUT, she'll go thrifting and come home with a new bag or basket each time. We probably have 10 baskets in the apartment, and I bet 20 bags. Crazy! You know it's love when you find all this incredibly endearing.
Oh, and she does kind of hog my PB sometimes. I try to be patient...
My wife collects bags and baskets. No kidding. She's immensely low-maintenance; e.g., she really didn't want a Christmas gift, and she hasn't bought something new at the store in a long while. BUT, she'll go thrifting and come home with a new bag or basket each time. We probably have 10 baskets in the apartment, and I bet 20 bags. Crazy! You know it's love when you find all this incredibly endearing.
Oh, and she does kind of hog my PB sometimes. I try to be patient...
My girlfriend is an absolute bugger for leaving stuff on. Lights, the hot water, the telly many a time I'll get home from work to find all our lights blazing away to nobody.
I can't wait for the electricity bill to arrive, but that's another story...
I can't wait for the electricity bill to arrive, but that's another story...
Jaffa Cake said:
Rob does this with hot water, which we pay for by the gallon.
I'll walk in the kitchen and he is turned around at the stove, while the hot water is running in the sink. This one I don't keep my yap shut about - I usually go - "You're not from this planet, are you Rob?"
Great Thread! I guess I'm going to have to tell my wife (of 6 years) how much I am thankful for her when she wakes up.
My only gripe is that she never eats all of her food. She will always leave a little bitty piece of something on her plate. It drives me insane. She eats the whole plate full of food, but only leaves that little piece. Just crazy I say!
But I tend to overlook it, because she:
Cleans the house daily
Does my laundry
Does the grocery shopping
Cooks almost every night (although I like to grill a couple of times a week)
Leaves mucho hair in shower but always removes it before I get in there
Keeps her car clean (the inside anyway)
Pays our bills and stays on top of those things (I do our investments)
Shops sales (which makes it special when I get her something nice, she doesn't expect it)
Always replaces the soap in the shower
Makes our bed every morning
Feeds our dog every morning and when she gets home from work
All I do is the yard (many leaves to pick up today), wash the cars, do our taxes once a year, keep up with our investments, clean my home office up periodically, vacuum, and take out the trash. She's a pretty amazing woman, and ultra hot to boot!
I'm sure a lot of this will change when we have kids, and she will need and want my help much more.
Edit: I think I am going to go make her breakfast (waffles) in bed.
My only gripe is that she never eats all of her food. She will always leave a little bitty piece of something on her plate. It drives me insane. She eats the whole plate full of food, but only leaves that little piece. Just crazy I say!
But I tend to overlook it, because she:
Cleans the house daily
Does my laundry
Does the grocery shopping
Cooks almost every night (although I like to grill a couple of times a week)
Leaves mucho hair in shower but always removes it before I get in there
Keeps her car clean (the inside anyway)
Pays our bills and stays on top of those things (I do our investments)
Shops sales (which makes it special when I get her something nice, she doesn't expect it)
Always replaces the soap in the shower
Makes our bed every morning
Feeds our dog every morning and when she gets home from work
All I do is the yard (many leaves to pick up today), wash the cars, do our taxes once a year, keep up with our investments, clean my home office up periodically, vacuum, and take out the trash. She's a pretty amazing woman, and ultra hot to boot!
I'm sure a lot of this will change when we have kids, and she will need and want my help much more.
Edit: I think I am going to go make her breakfast (waffles) in bed.