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This is where you are confused young manlet, this is standard everyday wear and tear for a MAN like me.

At your peak you will probably be 1/10 of the man I am. I'm about as MANLY as a cement hand carved pool filled with wrenches while 8 horses inside share a Cuban cigar imported by the hands of Fidel Castro himself. And my phone displays that.
Cuban cigar? *yawn*

REAL MEN partake of kopi luwak.
 
This is where you are confused young manlet, this is standard everyday wear and tear for a MAN like me.

At your peak you will probably be 1/10 of the man I am. I'm about as MANLY as a cement hand carved pool filled with wrenches while 8 horses inside share a Cuban cigar imported by the hands of Fidel Castro himself. And my phone displays that.

Just because you aren't upset that you broke your phone, that doesn't make you a man. I'm sure a lot of people including myself wouldn't fuss about carelessly using a phone and ultimately breaking it.

I give you credit for not being upset about breaking your fairly new phone, but that doesn't make you a man, nor is this thread helping you.

Chill the hell out about this stupid "manliness" thing you're trying to promote. You simply broke your phone - big deal. You don't need to sound pathetic.
 
Every time he answers his phone he needs 12 stitches to his cheek and re-attach his ear lobe...
 
Just because you aren't upset that you broke your phone, that doesn't make you a man. I'm sure a lot of people including myself wouldn't fuss about carelessly using a phone and ultimately breaking it.

I give you credit for not being upset about breaking your fairly new phone, but that doesn't make you a man, nor is this thread helping you.

Chill the hell out about this stupid "manliness" thing you're trying to promote. You simply broke your phone - big deal. You don't need to sound pathetic.


He's joking >_<
 
One day when most of you grow some chest hair and do away with your fancy cases and wet application screen protectors you will possibly be half the man I am

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This is how an adult that goes on about his business carries his phone, rough and rugged just like myself, cutting the crap in half and still kicking ass.

Applecare? Appleasskicked? mention that word in my household and try dodging the first boot that comes flying at your face.

I am a MAN, and this is my phone. (no old spice needed)

FINALLY someone on this miserable excuse of a web site posts something worth reading! If Gregory Peck was still alive this is EXACTLY how he would have carried his iPhone, using the broken glass to simultaneously cut his beef jerky and the wrists of the pathetic girls around here who wouldn't know the swagger and swordsmanship of a MAN if one punched them in the colon.
 
Everything about this thread is pure gold, from the OP's initial post to the folks who are taking this WAY too seriously.

Absolutely! At first I was entertained by the OP, but he has been trumped by all the people who are so taken a back by his shattered device! Just tremendous, the OP tossed his bait and hooked 80+ fish...he eats for weeks!
 
Im glad someone knows how a real man does things.

The pussification of men has come a long way and now you have all these pansies running around all "metro."
 
just a 'child'....

... a real man pays the $200 out-of-warranty service fee since a real man has $$$ ;)
 
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