Oh, I care a lot.
I do not want this crap. My phone is FAR too thin as it is. Ideally I'd like at least twice as thick, and I'd like the digitizer glass to be easily replaceable separate from the screen. 5x the battery, with a supercapacitor that can keep the phone going for up to 5 minutes while you're hot-swapping the 3-day battery.
I want the brick.