The dongles conspiracy is always my favourite one. Supposedly, Apple is removing ports so that people buy dongles. So they’re risking sales of $3000 laptops because some of them might buy a $50 dongle (if they’re lucky and it’s not from a 3rd party). That makes much more sense than removing them because the space can be used for something else / make them smaller => happier users => higher sales.People talk profits but lets see what we got as users so Apple could increase revenue over the years.
No chargers in the box
Less ports on macbooks so you can buy dongles
Finewoven garbage
$999 monitor stands
software that won't let you use third party chargers
gimped USB-C
blah blah blah