I really can't wait until penny-pinching Tim Cook retires, so Apple can get back to investing in the development of truly innovative products. Aside from Apple Watch and Vision Pro, the latter of which is genuinely groundbreaking, Tim has been in a caretaker's role... optimizing an existing business. I remember and miss the days when MacRumors was brand new, and we were genuinely interested in rumors because Apple was inventing AMAZING things on a regular basis.
I can't wait for Tim Cook to leave. All he knows how to do is squeeze suppliers and protect profit margins. Apple Silicon? Great - designed to squeeze out Intel. Job well done. C1 modem? Mediocre - designed to squeeze out Qualcomm and aside from some incremental power efficiency, it's less capable and lacks key features. Billions spent for the mere sake of profit margins and out of spite for Qualcomm. Tim's always been an operations guy at his core and it shows. Time for new leadership!
What has Tim Cook ever done for us?
Apple Watch.
What?
...he, he gave us the Apple Watch...
Yes, he did give us that, that's true
And AirPods
Yes, that too
AirPods I'll grant is one thing Tim Cook may have done
And Apple Silicon, now their chips are the fastest
And all those great Apple TV shows too
Well, apart from the Apple Silicon and the Apple TV shows,
And emergency satellite SOS
Life saving atrial fibrillation alerts
Apart from those, which are a plus,
what has Tim Cook ever done for us?
Apple Vision Pro.
What?
...Apple Vision Pro...
Oh, yes, yes, that was quite innovative...
End to end encrypted iMessage
And end to end encrypted backups too.
Environmental initiatives,
Charity initiatives, educational programs.
Well, apart from Apple Watch, AirPods,
Apple Silicon, Apple TV shows, emergency satellite SOS and atrial fibrillation alerts,
Apple Vision Pro and end to end encrypted iMessage and backups, environmental, charity and education initiatives,
what has Tim Cook ever done for us?
MacBook Neo.
Oh, shut up!