Tom Cruise and Katie expecting

MacDawg

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes about to bring a new little Scientologist into the world... any odds on how long they stay together now?


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Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, is pregnant with the couple's child, Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Woof, Woof - Dawg
 

clayj

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Does anyone seriously believe that any child Katie Holmes might bear was actually CONCEIVED by Tom Cruise? Far more likely that she got knocked up in a CoS indoctrination facility through artificial means...

And let's not forget that Cruise's "spokesperson" is actually his sister, and a fellow CoS brainwashee.
 

clayj

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First words spoken in the CoS delivery room after Katie Holmes gives birth:

"What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!"
"He has his father's eyes..."
 

devilot

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Wow... about 7 months of dating and already expecting. That's way too fast for me.

Does the Hollywood trend of babies as the hottest accessory not worry anyone else? It worried me a bit-- are these mothers having children w/ the right motives in mind? Properly equipped (not just materialistically/ financially, but I mean, psychologically and emotionally) to have successfully raise children?

And aside from that... this trend tends to throw women back into the age-old standard; women being seen merely as a walking womb. Infertile/ 'barren' women are not valued as highly as a fertile woman.

*Shrug* Maybe I'm just looking too deeply into this... :eek:
 

snkTab

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devilot76 said:
Does the Hollywood trend of babies as the hottest accessory not worry anyone else? It worried me a bit-- are these mothers having children w/ the right motives in mind? Properly equipped (not just materialistically/ financially, but I mean, psychologically and emotionally) to have successfully raise children?
Can you imagine how Paris Hilton would try to accessorize her kid. S/he would probally be head to toe embedded with pink rhinestones or something.
 

Abstract

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That kid is either not Tom's, or they did it artificially, because it sounds like we all know he's shooting blanks.

It'd be funny if the baby looked a bit like her ex-boyfriend. Or what if it was a boy and grew to be taller than 5'6"!! Either way, it's not his. :D

Xtremehkr said:
:eek: :D That is funny.

Hey, whatever happened to Katie being a virgin?
That was no longer an issue after she had sex years ago. :p
 

Chundles

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Hm, I wonder if this is all BS so she can have a fake miscarriage and Tom can leave her too.
 

barneygumble

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MontyZ said:
I used to really like Tom Cruise. Then he became a blathering idiot when he got brainwashed by that Scientology cult. What a shame. What a nut!
He's been a scientologist since the 80's, now he's just outspoken about it.
 

Lacero

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Jon'sLightBulbs said:
Cruise is 43 and she's 26. What a pimp.
Ah man don't say that. When I get to 43, I will want to take on a second wife of age 26.
 

Sdashiki

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To speak about the celebrity trend to accesorize with a child...

Just think of all the "Mommy Dearest" type movies we will have to look forward to.

I also agree its a space alien baby, Tom Cruise and Nicole adopted correct? IMO that means either SHE or HE cant and Im betting its him, she looks fertile to me! So it only stands to reason Katie holmes was impregnated by aliens at the CoS clinic.
 

Mr. Anderson

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So what's happening with his other children?

and, oh... So this is what happens to the site when we don't have any decent rumors/Apple events?

Things are way too slow around here - maybe we need a contest.

D
 

emw

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Chundles said:
Hm, I wonder if this is all BS so she can have a fake miscarriage and Tom can leave her too.
Nah, she just needs to suffer from post partum depression and ask for medication.