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Tom Cruise and Katie expecting

All religions are cults, all zealots are madmen!!!

With that out of the way.

Boy, are you guys jealous!

You know why 1 of out 3 americans, will end up obese?

They live vicariously through tv and movie stars and sit on the ***** couch all day!!

I KNOW that a lot of prescription drugs are awful for you. But thank god some of them shut up a few zealots and keep some of them strippers off coke. Well, some... ok a few. Maybe one.

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I still haven't seen War of the Worlds because Tom Cruise is in it. He's such a blithering idiot and damn rude too.

I wonder what the story is with this baby that Catholic Holmes swore she would wait for really is all about? Perhaps Cruise has converted her to that odd religion of his?

I guess it makes Kate rather clever, now she has a reason for making Cruise pay her mega bucks when they finally break up, I bet Penelope is kicking herself right now.
 
Bern said:
Perhaps Cruise has converted her to that odd religion of his?
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I think that is public record now that she is in fact involved with Scientology

Woof, Woof – Dawg
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MacDawg said:
I think that is public record now that she is in fact involved with Scientology

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Must have been "brainwashed". Unlike the people posting here.
 
Phobophobia said:
Must have been "brainwashed". Unlike the people posting here.
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To be with Tom, you have to be a Scientologist (prerequisite)
She has been enamoured with him since she was a little girl (still is, sort of)
Ergo, she took the plunge to get what she wanted.

At least that's my take

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MacDawg said:
To be with Tom, you have to be a Scientologist (prerequisite)
She has been enamoured with him since she was a little girl (still is, sort of)
Ergo, she took the plunge to get what she wanted.

At least that's my take

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You've been retconned. Her "childhood infatuation" with Tom Cruise was NEVER documented prior to this year... in previous interviews, she always claimed to have a childhood crush on a different Tom... Tom Hanks.

Of course, Mr. Hanks is a happily married, multiple Oscar winner who is NOT a member of a predatory cult, so she couldn't fulfill her crush on him. Instead, she settled for a twice-divorced, thrice-nominated-but-never-won Oscar nominee who IS a member of a predatory cult.

I have no sympathy for Katie Holmes whatsoever. She's clearly pretty weak-willed if she fell for the CoS line.
 
The baby blues

Notwithstanding my view of their relationship, it would be bad on various levels if Katie were to experience a period of post-partum depression with a need for drug therapies. We all know that such an event would serve as the catalyst for Tom going off ... like a cruise missile.
 
Maybe Katie will have the scientology "silent birth" like John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston did. Supposedly no matter what happens in labor she never screamed!! :confused:

Now I have never been pregnant but my sister said no effing way that could possibly happen!!! :D

I wish the best for them of course...well uhmmm I think Katie needs help...because after watching Tom Cruise on Oprah...WTF??....tears of laughter for real! So embarrassing for her!! :)
 
revisionA said:
With that out of the way.

Boy, are you guys jealous!

You know why 1 of out 3 americans, will end up obese?

They live vicariously through tv and movie stars and sit on the ***** couch all day!!
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Nope, I am happily running around and impregnating many 26 year olds. All the action keeps me in shape.
 
clayj said:
I have no sympathy for Katie Holmes whatsoever. She's clearly pretty weak-willed if she fell for the CoS line.
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1. What makes you think she isn't happy?
2. You don't think it's possible that she just feels that the CoS is right for her?
 
Phobophobia said:
1. What makes you think she isn't happy?
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I have no doubt that she's happy... as happy as anyone who's been brainwashed is. See: Rev. Jim Jones, David Koresh, Marshall Applewhite, etc.
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2. You don't think it's possible that she just feels that the CoS is right for her?
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See above.
 
According to World of Wonder:
The Scientology coven has already begun to hover around their most blessed event, the coming of the Child to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. The Child will be a spawn of the actual approved sperm of Cruise, not an adopted "other." And in their excitement, such Hubbard's disciples as John Travolta and his dermatological spokesperson wife Kelly Preston have suggested to the pregnant pair that the Child be given a "silent birth." That entails no music, talking, screaming during delivery, and no prodding, poking, or testing during the first seven days. (We think the church's guidelines allow for cutting the umbilical cord.) To prevent the maniacal exuberance that Cruise has shown of late, we assume he will be manacled, possibly gagged, and placed in a sealed chamber at the Scientology Celebrity Center until the Child is a week old.
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So, there's every chance we won't have to worry about Cruise polluting the gene pool for too long then.
 
I got off the plane after a week in Finland last night (where, shockingly, they don't seem to follow the every move of American celebrities on their local news, preferring to talk instead of... well, I don't know, as I don't speak Finnish... but there were pictures of fish, cows, and trees)... anyway, this is the first news I heard upon leaving the plane. They had CNN on by customs, and they were discussing it (which shows the continuing decline of CNN).

I think it's sad that the two of them, who got together in a vain attempt to promote Batman Begins and WotW, haven't realized yet that there's no more reason to continue trying to gain publicity. ;)

Seriously, though? One more rich, screwed-up kid is on the way.
 
I wish them all the best.

It's the children that I feel sorry for in this kind of situation. :(
 
Remember this is Foolishology, where they aren't allowed to have a natural childbirth with a lot of drugs and screaming -- drugs go bye-bye, and she must be silent.

Alternatively is the moaning birth, with seven days of silence afterwards.

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And with these two parents, seven days of silence is death. :rolleyes:
 
Phobophobia said:
You'd definitely know.
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Uh, I'm unhappy a good portion of the time, because I live in the real world. I don't approve of ANY cult (defined, in this case, as: a religious organization where salvation is ONLY obtained by opening your wallet).

If you're a Scientologist, just please let me know right now so that I can add you to my Ignore list.
 
devilot76 said:
Does the Hollywood trend of babies as the hottest accessory not worry anyone else? It worried me a bit-- are these mothers having children w/ the right motives in mind? Properly equipped (not just materialistically/ financially, but I mean, psychologically and emotionally) to have successfully raise children?
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You're joking, right?
 
its too bad. honestly though is the kid going to call tom daddy or grandpa?
i think that hollywood stars are ridiculous. and it is sad that all of their "news" makes it into the news. sometimes i think that it would be more beneficial if california would just fall into the ocean.
 
achie25 said:
sometimes i think that it would be more beneficial if california would just fall into the ocean.
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That event (in one degree or another) may be more a geological inevitability than anyone's wish.
 
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