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Tomorrow, I'm going to chill out in a coffee shop.

MasterHowl

MasterHowl

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I have a two hour Geology exam in the afternoon, then I'm heading to a coffee shop to chill out for a couple of hours. I'm gonna take my MacBook with me (they have free wifi).

I'm going on my own and have no idea what to do while I'm there... I'm just sick of been stuck in the house on my own!

Any suggestions? I'll have to resort to maths revision (exam on Monday) if I can't think of something...
 
In any good neighbourhood Starbucks there's bound to be either (a) a cute asian girl with black framed glasses; (b) a group of middle-aged asian men chattering wildly, with black framed glasses; or (c) a group of non-asian college-age girls pretending to be grown up. Wearing black framed glasses.

My advice is to ignore the last group and either (a) chat up the single asian girl; or (b) blitz learn a few phrases of each of these: Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Complicated Chinese, Nepalese, Vietnamese, Korean, Croatian, Tagalog, and Malaysian. Then use them to ingratiate yourself with the group of asian men so that you can chat up their cute asian daughters once they introduce you to her.

If you see a girl - of any ethnicity - without black framed glasses, whisk her away immediately regardless of looks. She is a rare find.

:)
 
MasterHowl said:
I have a two hour Geology exam in the afternoon, then I'm heading to a coffee shop to chill out for a couple of hours. I'm gonna take my MacBook with me (they have free wifi).

I'm going on my own and have no idea what to do while I'm there... I'm just sick of been stuck in the house on my own!

Any suggestions? I'll have to resort to maths revision (exam on Monday) if I can't think of something...
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Well if you aren't planning to do any studying, maybe you should consider doing something else with a friend to kill time. I don't think I could stay in a coffee shop for a couple of hours haha.
 
Melrose said:
In any good neighbourhood Starbucks there's bound to be either (a) a cute asian girl with black framed glasses; (b) a group of middle-aged asian men chattering wildly, with black framed glasses; or (c) a group of non-asian college-age girls pretending to be grown up. Wearing black framed glasses.

My advice is to ignore the last group and either (a) chat up the single asian girl; or (b) blitz learn a few phrases of each of these: Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Complicated Chinese, Nepalese, Vietnamese, Korean, Croatian, Tagalog, and Malaysian. Then use them to ingratiate yourself with the group of asian men so that you can chat up their cute asian daughters once they introduce you to her.

If you see a girl - of any ethnicity - without black framed glasses, whisk her away immediately regardless of looks. She is a rare find.

:)
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What if the OP is a homosexual?

Which city are you in OP? If you're in London go to an independent cafe, they tend to be less busy and serve nicer coffee but sometimes they charge a little more than starbucks but they still have free WiFi.

Or go see some monuments? I don't know...
 
Melrose said:
In any good neighbourhood Starbucks there's bound to be either (a) a cute asian girl with black framed glasses; (b) a group of middle-aged asian men chattering wildly, with black framed glasses; or (c) a group of non-asian college-age girls pretending to be grown up. Wearing black framed glasses.

My advice is to ignore the last group and either (a) chat up the single asian girl; or (b) blitz learn a few phrases of each of these: Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Complicated Chinese, Nepalese, Vietnamese, Korean, Croatian, Tagalog, and Malaysian. Then use them to ingratiate yourself with the group of asian men so that you can chat up their cute asian daughters once they introduce you to her.

If you see a girl - of any ethnicity - without black framed glasses, whisk her away immediately regardless of looks. She is a rare find.

:)
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You do realize not all men have this weird Asian fetish right?

I don't find them attractive at all...
 
edifyingGerbil said:
What if the OP is a homosexual?

Which city are you in OP? If you're in London go to an independent cafe, they tend to be less busy and serve nicer coffee but sometimes they charge a little more than starbucks but they still have free WiFi.

Or go see some monuments? I don't know...
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What if op is a girl??
 
For security, please don't use their free WiFi. I'm just think of what's best for you.
 
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