Obviously your complete and utter lack of any honor or honesty says volumes about you and your character as a human being, and your upbringing.
I'd for one would rather be $5 poorer than have no ethics, honor, or be known as a liar over something so small.
And if its so stupid, why would you lie about it? You made a mistake, YOU did. So why do you want someone else to pay for your failure?
REALLY?!? OMG!!
(Maybe somebody needs to forward this thread on to AT&T Wireless for follow-up...)
That deserves a WOW...REALLY?!