top 5 reasons I'd rather be married to my iPhone

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  1. dlemmon macrumors regular

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    5.) Does simple commands without complaining.

    4.) Remembers important dates without the guilt if I forget

    3.) The iPhone doesn't shut off internet access when looking at girly pics.

    2.) easier to find the buttons on the iPhone

    1.) Mute switch

    kinda dumb, but I just thought of it while doing laundry

    feel free to add
     
  2. paulyras macrumors 6502

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    6. Doesn't get mad when you say that you'd rather be married to your iphone than her...
     
  3. Small White Car macrumors G4

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    Let me guess...

    7) Doesn't make me do laundry.
     
  4. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    If you're having problems finding the buttons, you're doing it wrong.
     
  5. dlemmon thread starter macrumors regular

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    lol, no I love my wifey. I have today off, so I'm catching up on stuff so we have the whole weekend with no house stuff to do.
     
  6. mgamber macrumors 6502a

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    Man, you gotta get out of your parent's house and meet some girls! Real girls that can do things only real girls can do. There's no app for that and if there was, Apple would decline it because they're still living with mom and dad too!
     
  7. jav6454 macrumors P6

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    Or doesn't have buttons to press on...

    Edit - Appears OP is actually married, don't let her find out...
     
  8. dlemmon thread starter macrumors regular

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    lol. Apple's new ad campain:

    Are you in need of a female companion...

    There's an app for that.

    (of course she'd be missing basic functions)
     
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    8) Your iPhone won't make you sleep on the couch when it reads this.
     
  11. leomac08 macrumors 68020

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    WTH??? ur iphone complains????????????????:D
     
  12. Interstella5555 macrumors 603

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    Your phone will never realize how unlucky it is to have you as an owner/partner?
     
  13. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    wow, learn to take a joke maybe?
     
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    This X1000.
     
  16. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    I LOL'ed!!
    But for me, it's 5 reasons why I'll never marry ... which coincidentally have nothing to do with the iPhone.
     
  17. rjohnstone macrumors 68040

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    Some iPhones have severe PMS. :D

    They drop calls for no reason or not let you answer them by freezing their screen and becoming unresponsive. (Sounds like someone I used to know) ;)

    Or they will randomly power off when your in the middle of something important.
     
  18. misterc macrumors member

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    Lol

    As I'm reading this to my wife she says to add, " don't forget the vibrate function!!"

    however I remided her how weak that vibrate function was and she just smiled... FML
     
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    Id hate to know what your sticking in the sim eject hole!
     
  21. arubinst macrumors 6502

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    10) I can turn OFF my iPhone
     
  22. iPhone 62S macrumors 6502a

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    It's called a vibrate function ;)
     
  23. chstr macrumors 6502a

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    looks better with age

    is not completely irrational

    is sane

    uses it's brain in a rational manner

    looks better
     
  24. randomusername macrumors 6502

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    I'm sure sex isn't a problem, either. We know you can fit into the 3.5mm headphone jack. :p
     
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