I only carry three things....
>who am I?
>you are Keri, a fan of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy computer game.
>inventory
>it looks like you are carrying:
0-no tea
1-an Apple iPad
2-various keys on a long dangly keyring
3-purse.
>open purse
>opening the purse reveals:
1-an electronic cellular communication device
2-an Advaced Currency Retention Unit
3-stuff. Enough stuff for a long, long time.
>look at iPad
>examining the iPad reveals a precursor to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy but without the trademark "Don't Panic" insignia on the cover. Instead, someone has set the wallpaper to a singularly beautiful flower with an "RT" logo off to the side.
Guess who's been playing antique text-based computer games?
Have Fun,
Keri