I'm not the dread
jsw. My name is Gern Blanston. The dread
jsw before me had gotten so many posts, he wanted to retire. So he PM'd me, and told me his secret. "I am not the dread
jsw", he said. "My name is Ryan. I inherited the membername from the previous dread
jsw, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real dread
jsw either. His name was Cummerbund. The real
jsw has been retired two years and living like a king in Cupertino."
Then he explained that the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would accept moderation from the dread
gb. So we waited for the downtime of an MR vBulletin upgrade, swapped member IDs, and he continued posting for a while as
gb, all the time calling me
jsw. Once the demi-gods believed, he left MR, and I have been
jsw ever since. Except now that I've gotten a real life, I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else. Is everything clear to you?