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katie ta achoo said:
I forgot to add a wink, :rolleyes:, or a smile to show that I Was just being a moron.

We would never take you to be a moron, even if you did add the wink.
 
max_altitude said:
I'm offended now. Calling me a n00b. :rolleyes: :mad: :p
Aw, it's OK.

Here, have a wading pool full of pudding. My treat! :)


WildCowboy said:
We would never take you to be a moron, even if you did add the wink.

El Chupacabra can spot liars from thousands of miles away.

:D:D
 
max_altitude said:
Thanks! :)

What flavour is the pudding. Hopefully it goes well with crab so El Chupacabra can use it as a condiment for mad jew.

Any flavour you want, babe. Just as long as you keep spelling "flavor" with a U.

do they have wine-flavoured pudding? That could kill two birds with one stone.
Or something.

Either way, the #1 poster is going to be hollowed out and his sweet, sweet meat eaten. <--- see? that was slightly on-topic.
 
Are you guys trying to get this thread wastelanded? :p Some of us need every post we can get. I can't afford to lose 3-4 posts!;)
 
katie ta achoo said:
do they have wine-flavoured pudding? That could kill two birds with one stone.
Or something.
I'll just invent some wine-flavoured pudding. It will taste good. As you've mentioned, crab is sweet and fleshy and goes well with other sweet things.

We just need our #1 poster to recommend the wine to go with himself. I suspect it will be something white - the usual match with seafood.

If mj is eaten how will that effect all of Doctor Q's forecasts? <---see I can be on topic too!
 
njmac said:
Are you guys trying to get this thread wastelanded? :p Some of us need every post we can get. I can't afford to lose 3-4 posts!;)

Now, this poses an interesting question...

If something Dr. Q created gets wastelanded by Dr. Q, does the universe implode on itself?
Will MacRumors become a black hole in the space that is the internet, sucking all other sites into itself until the only things remaining are "Donny and Marie: A Fansite" and "dismal.com"?

I think PBS needs to make an episode of NOVA about this.

ok, ok, I'll try to be good. :)
 
katie ta achoo said:
If something Dr. Q created gets wastelanded by Dr. Q, does the universe implode on itself?
Will MacRumors become a black hole in the space that is the internet, sucking all other sites into itself until the only things remaining are "Donny and Marie: A Fansite" and "dismal.com"?
LOL! I just squirted with laughter!

:D
 
max_altitude said:
If mj is eaten how will that effect all of Doctor Q's forecasts? <---see I can be on topic too!

This sort of event would throw even Doctor Q for a loop- I mean recalculating all of those figures without including mad jew in them. :eek: ;)

Salasm said:
LOL! I just squirted with laughter!

:D

You "squirted" with laughter? :D

Just be sure to clean up after yourself Salasm. :D ;) :)
 
I would prefer that y'all not turn my thread about spamstats into an endless chat about pudding fights. An endful chat would be nicer, so that anybody who is actually interested in posting statistics might find enough of that here.

If you'll stay slightly on topic, I'll reward (punish?) you with another chart I'm preparing.
 
njmac said:
looking at this thread, some may wonder why you all have high post counts :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Joking! If anyone can get away with off topic posts its you all.... You guys keep MR interesting!
:p

It's all about the witty banter.
 
livingfortoday said:
God, that'll teach me to enter a thread at the last page. Guh. I don't even want to read any of the posts before this now! :p

No, please check out some of the other pages- they were filled with some great statistics and hilarious posts. :)

Doctor Q said:
If you'll stay slightly on topic, I'll reward (punish?) you with another chart I'm preparing.

Okay, I will try to behave Doctor Q.... but no promises :eek: :)
 
jelloshotsrule said:
i think it's safe to say you're low on the list of concerning individuals when it comes to spam.... not to mention any names of australians.


Well thanks jelloshotsrule. :)


And you never can be too careful about those Australians.... just kidding ;) :D
 
Here are the Top 54 "Top 50 Posters Extrapolated" Posters, namely the members who posted in this thread so far!

And yes, I counted this post of mine in the chart. Otherwise, the chart would have been wrong the moment I posted it.

Code:
Rank  Posts  Top 50
----  -----  -----------------------------------------------------
  1     31   dmw007
  2     26   tie: max_altitude, ~Shard~
  4     19   Doctor Q
  5     16   katie ta achoo
  6     13   WildCowboy
  7      9   tie: emw, yellow
  9      8   mad jew
 10      7   tie: Macmaniac, PlaceofDis
 12      6   ham_man
 13      5   5-way tie: 2nyRiggz, Chip NoVaMac, jsw, robbieduncan,
                        skunk
 18      4   4-way tie: Applespider, iGary, Jaffa Cake,
                        Mitthrawnuruodo
 22      3   6-way tie: floriflee, Hector, Mr. Anderson, OutThere,
                        w_parietti22, wrldwzrd89
 28      2   4-way tie: Abstract, jefhatfield, mkrishnan, njmac
 32      1   23-way tie: applemacdude, Blue Velvet, Counterfit,
                         eva01, Felldownthewell, gauchogolfer,
                         iRachel, iSaint, jelloshotsrule, Kwyjibo,
                         lexus, lilstewart, livingfortoday,
                         MacFan25863, mcarnes, me_94501, Nermal,
                         Peace, pknz, Salasm, sushi, Veldek,
                         yankeefan24
 
Doctor Q said:
Here are the Top 54 "Top 50 Posters Extrapolated" Posters, namely the members who posted in this thread so far!

And yes, I counted this post of mine in the chart. Otherwise, the chart would have been wrong the moment I posted it.

So is anyone still allowed to post here then, or will that screw up the chart.
Oops, too late!

I guess that's 27 for me now.... :eek:
 
Chart #1, #2, and #3 were also out of date the minute I posted them. In fact, they there out of date the day I posted them, since they reflect the day and time I gathered the stats (July 3). Since then, all bets were off and some UnknownPoster could have moved into the #1 place!

Speaking of which, here's a useful fact for aspiring Top Posters. The forum software allows a member to post every 10 seconds. If a Newbie started posting exactly every 10 seconds, and the moderators were all watching the World Cup or staring out the window instead of paying attention to the forums, the Newbie could exceed Mr. Anderson's 21,818 posts in a mere 2 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 30 seconds!
 
Doctor Q said:
Speaking of which, here's a useful fact for aspiring Top Posters. The forum software allows a member to post every 10 seconds. If a Newbie started posting exactly every 10 seconds, and the moderators were all watching the World Cup or staring out the window instead of paying attention to the forums, the Newbie could exceed Mr. Anderson's 21,818 posts in a mere 2 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 30 seconds!

:eek:

All I can say then is thank goodness we have such a dedicated team of Mods to ensure that never happens! ;)
 
Doctor Q said:
Speaking of which, here's a useful fact for aspiring Top Posters. The forum software allows a member to post every 10 seconds. If a Newbie started posting exactly every 10 seconds, and the moderators were all watching the World Cup or staring out the window instead of paying attention to the forums, the Newbie could exceed Mr. Anderson's 21,818 posts in a mere 2 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 30 seconds!
Now there's a challenge... :D

Maybe some sort of widget...? Hey, mad jew, can I borrow and modify yours...?

:p
 
Doctor Q said:
Chart #1, #2, and #3 were also out of date the minute I posted them. In fact, they there out of date the day I posted them, since they reflect the day and time I gathered the stats (July 3). Since then, all bets were off and some UnknownPoster could have moved into the #1 place!

Speaking of which, here's a useful fact for aspiring Top Posters. The forum software allows a member to post every 10 seconds. If a Newbie started posting exactly every 10 seconds, and the moderators were all watching the World Cup or staring out the window instead of paying attention to the forums, the Newbie could exceed Mr. Anderson's 21,818 posts in a mere 2 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 30 seconds!

Dont think that we have to worry about that UnknownPoster- at least not for now Doctor Q. ;) :)
 
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