How much time do you have?
No seriously, do you live in a parallel Earth where this thing doesn't SUCK? Can I even browse the Apps available for this thing before I buy one? Where is it on Apple's web site? Where is it in iTunes? Where is it anywhere but on the device you had to have already bought? How do I find what's available once I'm there other than entering one alphabetical letter at a time on a remote that won't take voice input for such things and won't let you use your iPhone or other iOS device to enter search data?
Oh, can you type your login name and password through your iPhone like the last AppleTV to set it up and to authorize purchases??? NOPE. How is that BETTER?????
WTF are you even talking about? TV Remote Codes!?!??!?! Yeah, I think you ARE living in a parallel universe where the AppleTV Remote apparently controls other remote devices....
Siri doesn't even work with your own damn iTunes Library! (yeah, that would be 600 movies and 9000 songs here that it JUST IGNORES. And no I would not count on Apple EVER adding such support because it's in THEIR BEST INTERESTS to try and force you to buy everything (including your next child) through the iTunes store!
Yeah, that's the #1 thing it should be able to do. I bought my first AppleTV first and foremost to send audio around the house. Video was secondary. But it can't find your movies on your iTunes library either, only if it's on Apple's STORE or Netflix and the like.
How does it stream "faster" ? Does it magically make your Internet connection faster???? WTF are you talking about? 802.11AC maybe? Yeah, if you have an 802.11AC router, it MIGHT (depending on your connection and the alignment of the moon) stream the data faster. It was already more than fast enough to stream a 1080p movie and since there is no 4K, how much faster does it really need to be?
The show? Been watching The Wall lately or something? I own multiple AppleTVs and the reason I'm upset is that after reading the reviews, I DON'T want this model, after all and I've been waiting a LONG time for Apple to come out with an AppleTV that can load Apps. I'd like to have Kodi on it. But I bet that will never happen because Apple will simply reject them.
OH....so what you mean by "buttery smooth" is VOICE CONTROL. You apparently don't notice it can't load a single movie or song you own that you didn't buy at the iTunes store, but given your fanatical ranting on here, I'm assuming you pretty much bought near 100% of all your stuff from Apple anyway so of course it works great for you. Now I get it.
You've got one fracked up idea of "perfect".
Not true. Not true. You'll go "wow" when you see how much your bank account went down after buying your next Apple product!
Other things...
Still no local storage support or connection for such things
Still no NAS support (still need to have your Mac or Windows machine on to access your local content)
No Optical Audio out (all prior had it including the cheap $69 model)
No Analog (RCA) Audio out (nice to have on Gen1; wouldn't cost them more than a few quarters to add per unit)
No pass-through for your cable box (nice feature on the XBox but obviously they hope to sell you a cable alternative at some point in the future, not convenience you to keep it)
NO AMAZON APP!