Track Santa's Journey From the North Pole With Google's Web-Based Santa Tracker

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  1. Tivoli_ macrumors newbie

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    Isn't time, once and for all, to stop this "Santa Tracking" nonsense.
     
  2. Schizoid macrumors 6502a

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  3. BeforeTheMeds Suspended

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    Hope not, our neighborhood is not even on it.
     
  4. B4U macrumors 68000

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    Especially the government agents are currently working without pay.
    I can't resist the dark humor...
     
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  6. Commodore 64 macrumors member

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    Seems like yet an example of a situation where they’re taking advantage of elderly men not knowing that (or how...) they can opt out of all the tracking...
     
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  8. djgamble macrumors 6502a

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    Darn they caught me!!!!

    KIDS LOOK AWAY!!!! This 'Santa' they speak of is the pseudonym I use so that Google doesn't track my eeeeerm... more private activities. I have a pretty warped mind so it's probably best for adults to stay clear too...
     
  9. Spoon! macrumors 6502

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    Found The Grinch.
     
  10. Solomani macrumors 68040

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    Which Santa Tracker should I use???

    NORAD's?

    Google Maps?

    Or Apple Siri? :D
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    No way! Santa is important. Dozens of NORAD (US military) staffers are tracking him on Christmas Eve!

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  11. theapplehead macrumors member

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    Many reports have come in stating that Santa is giving kids bent toys and gifts. These poor, little children have appealed to Santa with their complaints about the bent items, and Santa boldly retorted, “I designed them that way. That’s how they’re supposed to look!” While he refuses to even hint at a mass recall (because when has Santa ever been known to do that) he is accepting returns on any items, so long as they are returned within a reasonable amount of time. A few kids have conceded because they believe everything Santa says. I mean, he would never lie.......right? And we should never question him, because everything he does, well, “it just works”
     
  12. alexgowers macrumors 65816

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    The only way Santa can pay for all the presents and tech he needs is to sell the data he has on you! Beware Santa privacy ‘Claus’ is watertight and you’re never unsubscribing from that one.

    On a side note, Christmas is a secular holiday and the birth of another fictional mythical and down right rubbish magical man has nothing to do with the day. Unfortunately we’re stuck with them renaming it in the hopes of taking over OUR YULE. Nope sorry Pagan or Roman or Scandinavian roots in saturnalia and the winter solstice are the most relevant.
     
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  14. Spoon! macrumors 6502

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    Of course he does. They’re tracking him right now! :eek:
     
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  16. justperry macrumors G3

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    Erm..:oops:

    Happy holidays to you too, and all the others here.
     
  17. B4U macrumors 68000

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    Oh no! He is heading into the old southern no-fly zone of Iraq!
     
  18. KGBguy macrumors member

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    Very good! This Santa was an imposter. The rest of the world celebrates Christmas on Jan 7th, as it should be. In addition to that, Christmas is a Christian celebration and holiday. The real Santa comes out on the Ndw Year night to deliver the presents. Hail our glorious border potrol for spotting out this vilan;)
     
  19. KGBguy macrumors member

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    Are you aware that Santa is our agent?!
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    How do you think we were able to infiltrate your culture and turn you from Capitalism to Socialism in one generation? Muhahaha
     
  20. Plutonius macrumors 604

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    No need anymore to send Santa a Christmas list. Google knows what you want :).
     

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