If you didnt see the episode here is why it was worth watching:
a VERY large white woman, with a missing front tooth is sent to live with a "new-age" family, and vice versa. But the only interesting part is Mrs. Crazy, so Ill focus only on that.
The New Age husband is a radio astrologist or something of that nature.
mrs. crazy hear this as she sits down in the studio with him, and immediately becomes upset, enraged and a WARRIOR FOR GOD.
it becomes apparent she thinks new age means EVIL and as she put it "DARK SIDED!!!!!" so she doesnt participate.
later she tries to get all the new age kids to believe in god and goto church, they all say ummmm no.
later on she drags them all to church. She says she has been very tolerant, and yet never did anything the new age people wanted, only what she wanted.
All the details about what they did/didnt do aside here comes the good stuff.
When the spouses went back to their homes this crazy woman lost it. The fire in her eyes was WELL worth time I spent watching the episode up to this point.
She screams "WORST TIME OF MY LIFE!" "SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHES ONE OF THE DARK SIDED!!!!!!!" it was beauty. her whole family, who I assume shares her beliefs, were shocked and dumfounded.
And if you didnt know how the show works, in the end the OTHER spouse decides how the family gets $50,000 alloted to them.
The crazy lady of course used some of the new agers money to buy them ALL King James bibles....a dirt bike and $36k for the family. OH didnt I mention she gave $3k to a son, the dirt bike to another and $3k to the MOM to decide how to give to the DAUGHTER, talk about sexism from a friggen lady!
Anyway, the new age mom left the $50k to the crazy lady in this fashion:
$10k for the kids to MOVE OUT, now thats funny
small amounts for blah blah
and $20k for GASTRIC BYPASS surgery for the fat lady.
Funny thing was, and what the episode was all about (in the buildup to this point) the crazy lady took the envelope with how the money was distributed and TORE IT UP without ever opening it. Raving "THIS IS TAINTED!!!! I GIVE IT UP TO GOD I SWEAR THIS IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I WILL NOT HAVE DARK SIDE IN HERE! EVERYONE GET OUT IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS, IF YOU DO YOU CAN STAY BUT THOSE WHO DONT, GET OUT!!!! I AM WARRIOR!!!" i shiiite you not , this is almost verbatim.
And then the episode ends.
When some text pops up and it says "upon further review the crazy lady has decided to take the money"
So with that we all know she was a crazy bitch hippocrit.
Whats more, for all you people who ARE christians and the like:
She said she had to bring them (the new agers) to a CATHOLIC church. And she rants and raves on and on about being CHRISTIAN. now I know catholics are christians, but correct me if im wrong isnt a Catholic saying she is Christian seen as bad as a Puerto Rican claiming cuban status or something? Like Christians dont want to hear a Catholic say they are anything but a Catholic.
