I'm with you, Brother. This is the only sensible solution.
But, I seem to have misplaced the originals of the 10 commandments, so which version are we going to pick to follow? There are many versions, as you know, and, depending on which version we pick, we will have to bring back slavery (that whole "thou shalt not cover thy neighbor's . . . manslave" thing), so we will need to decide who has to be the slaves. The good news is that, once we designate someone as a slave, if they disobey we can stone them to death. That will help keep the local systems in-line.
And, we can't pick only certain parts of Scripture to follow, right? I mean, if its the Scripture, we have to follow it. So, sorry everyone, but eating bacon, steak (all versions of which contains at least some blood), and some shrimp (an aquatic creature with no fins or scales) is now illegal because, well, because God said so. And, raping a virgin is OK so long as you agree to marry her and give her father 50 shekels (don't worry, we'll come up with shekels, the dollar is now out).
Because GOD said so.