Read Magnus' post. Whatever you think of him, the guy is clever, and nobody suspects him of bashing anything because it isn't made by Apple. And you say I couldn't be more wrong in my post. I said people by Chromebooks because they are small, cheap, and not the failure called "netbooks". Which of these is wrong? Are Chromebooks big? Are they expensive? Are they netbooks?
Well, the problem with Netbooks (yeah I have one I bought one for $299 to and hacked to run OSX to take on business trips so I don't have to worry about my $2k MBP getting stolen (not all hotels have safes, etc. and I don't need to run Logic Pro or Half-Life 2 in a hotel and I don't enjoy typing on a glass screen either Apple iPad) is that they were slow...snail vs turtle slow. To put it in perspective, my 2001 PowerMac Digital Audio PPC Mac upgraded to 1.8GHz was faster than this turd in 2011 both running Leopard OSX. I don't mean a little faster either. I upgraded it to 2GB ram (the PPC machine had 1.5GB). It didn't matter. It was still obscene to use and I don't mean in a good way. It's OK for checking email and surfing the odd web page, well at least if you bring a mouse since its trackpad bites worse than all these bad vampire movies that play on the syphilis...(cough...ahem) Syfy channel. But it did what I bought it for and was still better to use at the hotel than my little tiny iPod Touch.
So most people wrote Netbooks off as a bad idea and bashed them left and right. Google comes along with a slightly larger Netbook, putting it at the bottom of the Netbook class and what we all forgot is that time moves on but most of the Internet has not. So, what would have been slow in 2011 is quite tolerable now in 2013 for the same price. Throw in some subsidies to keep prices down courtesy of the GSA (i.e. Google Security Administration) selling ads off everything you do with the thing and you have a computer that is tolerable for gMail, gSearch, gDocs, gMusic, gAds, gSpyware and gChat. Oh and they'll let it run Twitter and Facebook for now (until the millenia that people decide that Google Plus+ forcing you to put your real name on everything you say, do, think or feel on the Internet (don't forget your social security number while you're at it and the numbers for 5 major credit cards

) is a REALLY GOOD THING.
In short, everyone that just hated Netbooks now LOVES Chromebooks because they addressed the two things people couldn't stand about Netbooks and that was insanely slow speeds and insanely small screens and paired off the things that people didn't care about, namely the ability to run actual real software (that most people never run anyway since all they want to do is type hashtags all day long and find the latest giveaway at Taco Bell).
Microsoft and Apple's mistakes with "real" computers is that they assumed that 6+ Billion people on this planet have actual things to do on their computers and need actual power to do it. But I say Nay Nay! People would buy a handheld computer that could only run Twitter if it only cost $19.99 and they would forgo everything else including eating and possibly going to the bathroom (hey one less of the other in turn) to "tweet" all day on twitter instead of doing anything else and then brag it only cost them $19.99 to waste their precious gift of life from God telling everyone how many fritos they can balance on the top of their backpack and how Dumpster Diving would make a great Olympic Sport!

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It reminds me of a story I once heard of someone so engrossed in texting that they walked right out into the street and were hit by a bus. The last messages received on the other end were:
dude! u know where i am?
no. where r u?
i in nyc! sweeeet?
whoa
i know. right? i walk down street right n.....
Oops. End of line. Now explain that to God why you wasted all those years growing up to lose your life texting where you are to someone your location doing nothing but walking. Um.... Yeah. My thoughts on texting. I have never texted anyone EVER. I never plan to. When you look at the cost per ascii character even with unlimited plans it's still INSANE and to tell people nothing. And people wonder why the top 1% control all the wealth. Maybe if they spent less time wondering if an apple would taste good dipped in nacho cheese and more time actually trying to do something useful in life....
But hey! Now we have Google Location to tell your friends for you where you are at any given moment (your Chromebook will tell them and the NSA both at the same time for the same low price of $10 a month after the first year so you won't get hit by that bus next time telling them! You can spend more time discussing fritos vs doritos and less time on location! This app is now free with every purchase of a Chromebook or Android device!
Seriously, now is the time for Apple to make a Macsi-Pad. It's a $299 notebook computer running iOS (same as an iPad but with a keyboard! Whoa! Groundbreaker!) It'll come with iCloud storage (free for the first month and only $10 thereafter!) and a whopping 16GB of SSD space (Hey, putting everything in the Cloud is the FUTURE! Instead of 800MB/sec, you'll get 3MB per minute! Oh YEAH!!!! And the NSA will have all your documents for 24/7 access! Yes! Apple can subsidize this baby by charging your parents credit card only $40 a month, which covers Internet access for you and gives them unlimited Neil Diamond on iTunes for free! No, there is no downside. Who doesn't want more Neil Diamond???
