Whoa!!! Thanks so much! I just noticed the Samsung logo on the back. No wonder it doesn't answer me when I say, "Hey Siri"!! I thought I've been buying iPhones since 2007 but somewhere along the way someone's been pulling a fast one on me.What are you talking about? Are you even using an iPhone?
Wait, that can't be, right?! I know! I've been perceiving altered reality! I try to use Siri and it actually works perfectly, but my mind thinks it doesn't perform as designed. Acid flashbacks? Seizure activity? Head trauma? Hangover? Whatever it is, I'm so grateful to you, Mr. Matrix, for helping me through this! The next time Jones Oil & Heating answers the phone, I'll now know that's it's really my friend Bob on the line.
Dude, I owe you one. Unnerving when you can't trust your senses. Thanks for setting me straight.