Unsurprisingly, Apple Will Not Release the iPad 3 at Macworld|iWorld

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Breaking: Digitimes reports...

Breaking News:
Digitimes reports that Steve Jobs' personal vehicle was actually a customized unicorn, according to sources at its supply chain partners.

When Steve Jobs explained his devices as "magical" during his keynotes, he actually was referring to the pixie dust sprinkled on the glass screens, although he kept the lion's share of the dust for his own personal use.

Apple officials declined to comment.

 

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Things are not going to be the same now that Steve is not running the "Business" RIP Steve.

I bet that for next year where are going to start seen a more greedy Apple plus their products will decrease in quality and innovation.

 

[Andronicus]

The dolphin WILL be nude.
It will be announced on Valentine's day.
It will be available in two colors: pink or red.
And rather than "iPad 3", it will be called "iPad <3".

Let's mak a rumor site!

 

[cvaldes]

The dolphin WILL be nude.

You mean like this one? (SFW, trust me).

 

[TM WAZZA]

This thread is so funny

 

[twoodcc]

well there goes January then. oh well, hopefully February

 

[Whybother]

Really?

Why oh why does apple treat their users like this? Why do they want us to drop 500-800 dollars every year on their new device? Do they really think it is worth it? When will it stop? It isn't cool anymore, I am glad I stuck with my original iPad and iPhone 4, which I recently upgraded to an sgs2....no retina but it flies.
What do people actually do with their iPads these days? I personally use it to read the news every night and that is about it. Could I live without it? Absolutely. No new device for me, no longer interested.

 

[charlituna]

Not that I disagree with the story but what is Dalrymple's track record when it comes to rumours? Should we take what he says with much merit?

I would trust Dalrymple way more than Digitimes, Shaw Wu etc.

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Why oh why does apple treat their users like this? Why do they want us to drop 500-800 dollars every year on their new device? Do they really think it is worth it? When will it stop? It isn't cool anymore, I am glad I stuck with my original iPad and iPhone 4, which I recently upgraded to an sgs2....no retina but it flies.
What do people actually do with their iPads these days? I personally use it to read the news every night and that is about it. Could I live without it? Absolutely. No new device for me, no longer interested.

And yet you joined just to post that.

What does that say about you

 

[justperry]

Well that was as obvious as an alcoholic with a hangover.

I don't know where. I don't know when. Something awesome is going to happen.

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Alcoholics don't get hangovers. Am I missing something here?

Alcoholics don't have hangovers because they are always drunk!
You beat Me to it.

I've got a friend which is an alcoholic and he never ever complains about headaches nor about hangovers.

 

[GoreVidal]

Alcoholics don't have hangovers because they are always drunk!
You beat Me to it.

I've got a friend which is an alcoholic and he never ever complains about headaches nor about hangovers.

It's because they can't feel it.

 

[farleysmaster]

Why oh why does apple treat their users like this? Why do they want us to drop 500-800 dollars every year on their new device? Do they really think it is worth it? When will it stop? It isn't cool anymore, I am glad I stuck with my original iPad and iPhone 4, which I recently upgraded to an sgs2....no retina but it flies.
What do people actually do with their iPads these days? I personally use it to read the news every night and that is about it. Could I live without it? Absolutely. No new device for me, no longer interested.

And for the people that don't have iPads, why shouldn't they have 3 year old technology?

Attention world: Stop designing new stuff!

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Sent from my Amstrad Internet Phone

In other news, I'm glad to see MacWorld/iWorld, and their horrible slogan and graphic design get more promo.

 

[foiden]

Maybe not nude, but I heard Tim Cook will release it whilst riding a dolphin. Could you please verify with your sources??

If I were Tim Cook and I read this, I'd be on the phone with Seaworld or any major dolphin park saying, "Can we make this happen?"

A tech announcement with a dolphin is so surreal, almost makes you want to see it just because of how surreal it is.

 

[SockRolid]

iPhone announcement

Oh well.

What I really want to know is whether or not Apple will announce iPhone 5 at Oracle Open World.
The timing is right: 10/1/2012 - 10/4/2012.

 

[charlituna]

Oh well.

What I really want to know is whether or not Apple will announce iPhone 5 at Oracle Open World.
The timing is right: 10/1/2012 - 10/4/2012.

No it isn't. Because we all KNOW that the iPhone LTE (aka iPhone gen 6) is going to be in June like all the others. They delayed the iPhone 5 (called a 4s to cover up that it was a 'lame' upgrade) because steve was so sick it was taking him longer to finish iOS 5. Don't ya know that Steve did EVERYTHING himself. Jonny and the rest of them were just puppets in Steve's own Borg Collective. Good thing his brain was merged into the Apple main frame or they wouldn't know what to do now.