Well, my UPS delivery guy was a douche bag and didn't let me just pre-sign and leave the package in the apartment office. I had drive 30 minutes to the UPS facility and wait about 30 minutes there while they searched for my iPhone.
Thankfully I got there when I did, I was about 7th or 8th in line when I got there. By the time I left, at about 8:00pm, there had to have been at least 40 people in line whose iPhones ended up not being left at their houses, too. That whole thing was a joke. Why did Apple have a pre-sign form if I had to physically be there to sign?
At the end of the day, I got my phone and didn't have to wait till Monday...and my white 32 gig is sexy as hell, so I can't be bothered to worry about the retardation that took place earlier, but I hope they figure this **** out at some point.