***URGENT*** ***iPhone 5 LAUNCH CONFIRMED SEPTEMBER 5th!!!!***

[Interstella5555]

I get it you guys think im trolling!! I have no reason to, and I wouldnt waste my time like this! This is serious ****!
I'm not lying, I work for a business company that sells property, and my mum actually sleeps with the guy who owns it, and so I got this info through the official when he was talking about purchasing property. He never thought I would be an arsehole and post it on macrumors

Nope, it's a cell phone, which, on level of importance, it's about the same as a new TV or MP3 player being released. Also, pillow talk isn't what it used to be.

 

[korndawg]

I slept with your mum too and she didn't say anything to me about it. Total BS post.

 

[The Californian]

You guy's are being much too rough on this guy. It is clearly obvious that he has nothing to gain from giving out this information, plus he CONFIRMED that his mother engages in promiscuous sexual activity with men just for their financial standing. I could clearly see a high level Apple executive giving out privileged information to a woman of this stature.

I stand behind this guy 100%.

 

[Humptydump]

Well?

**** no one believes me. I'LL WATCH YOU GUYS IN DESPAIR WHEN IT DOES COME OUT AND IT WILL BE EXACTLY THIS.

Does your mum know you are on the internet unsupervised?:

 

[mcdj]

I work for a business company...

Well if it's a BUSINESS company, then this HAS to be true!

 

[Awjvail]

So Apple is launching the iPhone 5 on a federal holiday?

Mmmmmmkayyyy.

 

[robbieduncan]

In the absence of any decent proof and the fact that the date provided is amazingly unlikely I am closing this thread.