Valentines Day

[SuperCachetes]

Well that didn't take long! LOL...... You could always give up the very taboo to some the ever popular backdoor....

The "back door" suggestion, as you say, has already been made and deleted by a mod. We're just all so terribly blunt and witty around here it hurts sometimes.

 

[NutsNGum]

The "back door" suggestion, as you say, has already been made and deleted by a mod. We're just all so terribly blunt and witty around here it hurts sometimes.

The Final Frontier.

 

[mobilehaathi]

The Final Frontier.

Where many men have gone before...

 

[zioxide]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two.

I can't drink vodka.. so bourbon it will be.

 

[GoCubsGo]

The "back door" suggestion, as you say, has already been made and deleted by a mod. We're just all so terribly blunt and witty around here it hurts sometimes.

Yeah but I meant it. And why not?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

The Final Frontier.

Where many men have gone before...

Just look out for Klingons.

 

[NutsNGum]

Just look out for Klingons.

I figuratively just vomited.

 

[Shrink]

stupidest holiday ever.

the only things this day does is make money for hallmark and flower companies and make single people hate their lives.

Agree^^^

Although I don't hate my single life. (I do, however, miss the blow jobs.)

 

[eawmp1]

Just look out for Klingons.

Didn't know they ventured into our solar system. Hiding behind Uranus?

 

[malman89]

"Let's just call Valentine's Day what it is, a flowers for blow jobs exchange program." @billmaher

That's why there's Steak and BJ Day on March 14th!

stupidest holiday ever.

the only things this day does is make money for hallmark and flower companies and make single people hate their lives.

Wahhh. If you really don't care or are indifferent to Valentine's Day, you would act like it was a regular Tuesday instead of protesting or whining about 'the evil commercialized holiday' to seek attention or support. I'm sure you protest against Christmas or Thanksgiving, or Black Friday, or Cyber Monday, or basically any ordinary day ever that has been converted into a commercialized celebration - right?

 

[MovieCutter]

***l


Had to be said.

Edit: Nevermind, the mods have no sense of humor it seems.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two.

I see we have a redditor in our midst.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Edit: Never-mind, the mods have no sense of humour it seems.

Maybe it's a Religious constraint??

BJ's can still lead to copulation, and kids, but with a back-door man it is far less likely.

 

[Synchromesh]

Wahhh. If you really don't care or are indifferent to Valentine's Day, you would act like it was a regular Tuesday instead of protesting or whining about 'the evil commercialized holiday' to seek attention or support. I'm sure you protest against Christmas or Thanksgiving, or Black Friday, or Cyber Monday, or basically any ordinary day ever that has been converted into a commercialized celebration - right?

I support zioxide on this one. While the other holidays are also bs at least they're less of a guilt trip. Sans Black Friday and Cyber Monday that are hardly holidays by themselves. For people in relationships Valentine's day is all about extorting candy/flowers/card from your significant other. To everybody else it's just like sending a message to single people: you are not good enough to participate in this amazing fest of love, you pathetic losers.

Yes, I'm happily single (bite me, soul/wallet/blood-sucking bitches) and yes, I do treat this like any other Tuesday. But there is nothing wrong with voicing one's opinion about it. If you don't like it just ignore it.

 

[Grey Beard]

Just look out for Klingons.

Didn't know they ventured into our solar system. Hiding behind Uranus?

At least the solution is a creme from your friendly pharmacist.
KGB

 

[0dev]

I spent my Valentine's Day doing the thing the emblem in my signature stands for. Time well spent!