But I'm not wearing shoes.oh boy... you're still taking the internets too seriously aren't you. It was an exaggeration.
As soon as I saw your post policing my obvious generallization, I knew I remembered you:
https://forums.macrumors.com/posts/14534520/
Once again, learn to relax. It's the internet... people are going to exaggerate. People are going to lie. People are going to be mean. I would hate to be in your shoes and feel the need to call out people on all of the above. What tiring work...