Waiting for Skylake MBP thread

[Krafty]

I hope you all have 911 on speed dial.

 

[buster84]

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True, this is what tim cook really wants.

 

[Cayden]

I couldn't wait to get a new MacBook so I went with the 2015 model (which I absolutely love) but I can't seem to stay away from this thread. I sure hope they surprise us today!

 

[killawat]

My wife keeps texting me... 'any new rumours yet'.... 'good luck at the keynote'...

sounds like a keeper. my wife is like 'nag nag nag you can have a base macbook only after I get my iPhone 7+ 256 GB nag nag nag'

 

[navaira]

Oh and there's one more thing. We're shutting down apple and opening up a company called fruit, yes fruit you heard me right!

This is also when we would like to announce our most revolutionary watch bands yet... Fruity Loops!

 

[ceedge]

"We call them airpods, and you're going to love them. They're the smallest, lightest bluetooth earbuds on the planet. How did we do it? The battery lasts for an astonishing 2 and a half hours, and they're available today at Apple.com for only $119.99"

- Tim Cook, in 75 minutes.

 

[powertoold]

"We call them airpods, and you're going to love them. They're the smallest, lightest bluetooth earbuds on the planet. How did we do it? The battery lasts for an astonishing 2 and a half hours, and they're available today at Apple.com for only $119.99"

- Tim Cook, in 75 minutes.

What? More like $249.99

 

[navaira]

$100 per hour of battery life sounds realistic!

I hope they come with iHumps.

 

[rezwits]

Credibility? Oh I decided gravity sucks, wanna sign my petition against gravity?

Yes, I freakin hate gravity. Do you know how many problems it's responsible for? DAMN!

 

[volcomvenom]

Yes, I freakin hate gravity. Do you know how many problems it's responsible for? DAMN!

Anyone else wanna sign, come on guys!

 

[CaliKW]

sounds like a keeper. my wife is like 'nag nag nag you can have a base macbook only after I get my iPhone 7+ 256 GB nag nag nag'

Yes, she is a keeper. ~ 5 years ago she encouraged me to 'try' a mac (she was long time user). I tried her old white-plastic macbook - liked the OS. When time to upgrade came I got my first MacBook Pro (2011 - typing on it now). Since then I've gone fully Apple/MAC. I used to be a PC builder / windows guy through and through.

So I guess what I am trying to say is "SHE IS TO BLAME FOR MY 14 months of suffering"... waiting for this damn laptop.

 

[rezwits]

 

[2457248]

can't make my ass watch bands!
can't watch bands make my ass!
can't my ass bands make watch?

 

[dumastudetto]

There is plenty of talk on Twitter that Apple is going to unveil new Mac hardware today. Sounds very possible that Scoop Gurman at Bloomberg is going to be Tim Cooked.

 

[bfid111]

There is plenty of talk on Twitter that Apple is going to unveil new Mac hardware today. Sounds very possible that Scoop Gurman at Bloomberg is going to be Tim Cooked.

links please/

 

[Bosseh]

My MBP 2011 died in February and I've been using my mbp from work since then during the weekends. However, I will buy a PC laptop very soon if Apple doesn't give us any info today.

 

[heeloliver]

There is plenty of talk on Twitter that Apple is going to unveil new Mac hardware today. Sounds very possible that Scoop Gurman at Bloomberg is going to be Tim Cooked.

[citation needed]

 

[navaira]

Just google "Generally well-respected analyst T. Witter".

 

[Schranke]

How many of you have muted the stream now...
Can't stand the music they are playing
Edit 1, Just got a little better

 

[goobot]

can't make my ass watch bands!
can't watch bands make my ass!
can't my ass bands make watch?

Can't make watch bands out of my ass!

 

[navaira]

Is this music supposed to sound like that? It sounds like the stream is getting all choppy. #oldmanyellsatiCloud

 

[Letup]

How many of you have muted the stream now...
Can't stand the music they are playing

I always really enjoy the choice of music for the keynotes

 

[killawat]

live stream is up. bumpin low kii savage whaaaaaa

 

[SRTM]

thats a massive room. definitely showing the new macbook

 

[brammahh]

Watching the live stream of the Apple event while reading the live blog of the PS4 Neo event, just in case I get too disappointed by Apple..