Where did I say any of that?Really? You would rather have something made of anodized aluminum with beveled edges that costs $129.99? (oh, and of course it needs to be rechargeable, with a lightning or USB-C port). And "water proof", because, you know, morons love to go swimming with their Apple accessories. *sigh*
Minimalistic, utilitarian design. It wasn't designed for wallets. People stuffing these into them...well, think "princess and the pea" - enjoy!
Something like tile but a bit thinner would be fine, but with same tech. The current design like a miniature airport or G3 iBook AC adapter.