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This movie was so painfully bad that even Demi baring the pups couldn't make it interesting!
This movie was so painfully bad that even Demi baring the pups couldn't make it interesting!
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What are some of the worst films you have seen?
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Agree.
That's an military aviator's classic movie.
Still a fun movie after all these years.
Guess you wouldn't want to go flying with me.
Just got around around to reading some of the other posts.
Starship Troopers 2 ???!!!!
Are you kidding me?
I would have thought the ghost of RH would have leapt from the bowels of the earth to devour the souls of the idiots responsible for the abomination that was the first Starship Troopers movie! And now you're saying someone made a sequel?
I'm surprised I haven't seen Anaconda mentioned. That was pretty bad even though special effects were amazing.
This has already probably been said but anything directed by Uwe Boll. I watched House of the dead for fun and about pissed myself when I saw clips of the videogame in the movie!!! WTF?!?!?!?!
I'm surprised I haven't seen Anaconda mentioned. That was pretty bad even though special effects were amazing.
Are you kidding me with your sarcasm!?!?!?!?! That movie had the best special effects ever! They even have a scene where they make a waterfall flow BACKWARDS!
...Some people have no appreciation for amazing special effects
anything with Will Ferrel in it. i just can't find that guy amusing or funny, i mean if you take away the millions, and the movie deals he's just another pathetic grown ass man who can't seem to let go of his highschool/college years.
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, donnie darko, asassination of jesse james, the proposition,...or any stream-of-conscious type of movies that really have no point to them except to be confusing. wtf then the people who pretend to like by spouting how it was paying homage to blah blah blah, the foreshadowing, the hidden social angst. it's like this genre is the baskin robins of crap, 31 flavors of suckage for you to try.
pirates 2 & 3 - if it wasn't for Depp i'd have walked out
dragonwars - it was crap, in fact, so crappy that i just threw the dvd away in 15 min
27 dresses - watched it with the gf and i came away with a lot less respect for women...if that is how they really are
any of the Dreamworks animation features (except kungfu panda and the first shrek) - the rest were abominations, i was amazed at how much suckage they could cram into film
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, donnie darko, asassination of jesse james, the proposition,...or any stream-of-conscious type of movies that really have no point to them except to be confusing. wtf
then the people who pretend to like by spouting how it was paying homage to blah blah blah, the foreshadowing, the hidden social angst. it's like this genre is the baskin robins of crap, 31 flavors of suckage for you to try.pirates 2 & 3 - if it wasn't for Depp i'd have walked out
dragonwars - it was crap, in fact, so crappy that i just threw the dvd away in 15 min
27 dresses - watched it with the gf and i came away with a lot less respect for women...if that is how they really are
any of the Dreamworks animation features (except kungfu panda and the first shrek) - the rest were abominations, i was amazed at how much suckage they could cram into film
Why do people actually like them?
I look at peoples ratings for Cloverfield, and ANY of the Star Wars movies - and I honestly question their sanity...I wonder if perhaps there's something they pump into the atmosphere in the cinema to make people like them that somehow, I'm immune to. Because they are, from cover to cover, utter cinematic bile.
To quote the great Stephen Fry:
"Arse gravy of the wateriest kind"
Now you see, right there how tastes differ.
I wonder if perhaps there's something they pump into the atmosphere to make people like him that somehow, I'm immune to.
Now you see, right there how tastes differ.
I wonder if perhaps there's something they pump into the atmosphere to make people like him that somehow, I'm immune to.
Stephen Fry is class even more so with Hugh Laurie (Ever seen A Bit of Fry and Laurie? It is funny as hell).
Afraid I have seen too much of him.
Actually I don't mind Hugh Laurie at all.
Dunno why though.
Lady in the water.......M.Night up to his stupid "what a twist" s***
Most gangster movies with a few exceptions like: Boyz in tha Hood, Baby Boy, Colors & MtS.
Most Hollywood remakes of Asian Horror films......just pure garbage except "the ring"
Recent garbage: Vantage Point
Bless
Most gangster movies with a few exceptions like: Boyz in tha Hood, Baby Boy, Colors & MtS.
Most Hollywood remakes of Asian Horror films......just pure garbage except "the ring"
Recent garbage: Vantage Point
Bless
Lets add one to your list that is even WORSE. Executive Decision - a movie so bad - Steve appears to have quit - as he was out of the movie he "starred in" about 7 minutes into the film.
Russel: "we're not gonna make it"
Steve: "you are"
Steve dies as the F117 rips off the passenger jet and disintegrates.
Oh the humanity.
Back in the day when i went to go see this and when i saw that i was like wtf i only went to see it b/c steve was in it. it pissed me off.
- Bad Boys II.
- Pearl Harbo(u)r.
- 300.
- The Matrix trilogy.
- Wanted.
- Shoot 'Em Up.
- Star Wars - all of them.
- Lock, Stock and a load of mockney bollocks.
I liked Mark Kermode's review of it: "It's funnier than Steven Spielberg's 'Munich'!"
SERIOUSLY?
I love Pearl Harbor, 300, Wanted, Shoot 'Em Up (My personal favorite movie), and Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
Edit; Maybe 300 is a bit of a stretch
^^ I didn't think Pearl Harbor was that bad... Kate was cute enough (well, not really worth three hours though)
Lady in the Water was awful. It was a waste of Paul Giamatti's talent. I expected mre from Shyamalanamyanalan...
The Jeeves and Woosters were hilarious (from the English perspective perhaps). I loved them.
Not as good as Bandidas I bet...
Obviously from an English perspective they are English LoL, I haven't seen many just one but that was ages ago, Might go buy The Complete Collection (£30
).
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Oh, but that film was hilarious. All these people shouting "Secret Service" in English at Salamancans as they purloined their cars, like that means anything in Spain
The Star Wars & Star Trek films.
Yes!Why do people actually like them?
You mean everyone in the world doesn't use English?Oh, but that film was hilarious. All these people shouting "Secret Service" in English at Salamancans as they purloined their cars, like that means anything in Spain