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What are some of the worst films you have seen?

Okay, I'm leaving out too-obscure-to-count films (I'm talking to you, Ator: Quest for the Mighty Sword).

My list of awful films:

Leonard Part 6. Serious, Cosby, you were already famous when you made this! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Part_6

Sin City. Yeah, I know, it's edgy. But Frank Miller has serious problems with his contempt for women.

Meet Joe Black. Hell, I wanted to die at the end of it! (which was about 2 years after the film started)

Tomcats. I can't remember why I saw this.

Twilight. Because what's better than teaching teen girls it's sexy to be in controlling relationships with 100-year-olds?

Any movie that features an action star taking care of little kids.

White Chicks.

40 days and 40 nights. Ha ha--rape jokes!

Mac and Me.
 
MattOKC said:
Any movie that features an action star taking care of little kids.
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Hey, the Rock looks Awe-some with little pink fairy wings!

Worst movie had to be The Wizard of Speed and Time. My dad picked it for the family when I was little. To this day, it stands as the Gold Standard by which we judge other horrible films. I know we're seen our share of them, but that one springs to mind immediately.

...and 40 Days wasn't really that bad. There were some funny bits in it.
 
Anyone remember The Wizard, the video game movie from the 80s? I still remember the scene where the 'bad' kid pulls out the Power Glove and plays some Rad Racer with it. :D
 
Freddy Got Fingered

I normally love the gross out, toilet humor comedies that everyone else hates. But if I hated it, that means that it really sucked.
 
MattOKC said:
Any movie that features an action star taking care of little kids.
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LOL "its not a tumah"
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Disc Golfer said:
Wow leekohler complete with shotglasses? That's pretty amazing, I had to look up the vip edition. The David Schmader commentary track for that movie is outstanding.

I've been known to appreciate some pretty terrible movies.. however I'm not fond of those movies starring babies with dubbed adult voices. The Cell I also didn't much enjoy. Tom Cruise movies as well.
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It frickin' rocks. I love Showgirls.

BTW- in addition to shotglasses, you get playing cards, nipple pasties with tassles, pin-the-pasty on the showgirl game, a blindfold, and a step-by-step guide on how to give the perfect lap dance. For what more can you ask? :)
 
I have for years despised The English Patient and can't understand what people see in it.

And I loved American Beauty until that ridiculous ending. Really felt cheated by that one.

mt
 
leekohler said:
It frickin' rocks. I love Showgirls.

BTW- in addition to shotglasses, you get playing cards, nipple pasties with tassles, pin-the-pasty on the showgirl game, a blindfold, and a step-by-step guide on how to give the perfect lap dance. For what more can you ask? :)
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Yes! Love Showgirls. Gina Gershon is everything. If you can't smell the fantastic cheese that permeates throughout this piece of... work, from beginning to end, and that everyone in the film seems to be in on the joke except Jessie from Saved By The Bell, then I pity you.
 
The Godfather. I've tried twice and think it's simply awful. I honestly don't get the hype.

V For Vendetta was embarrassingly bad, too.
 
yg17 said:
Freddy Got Fingered

I normally love the gross out, toilet humor comedies that everyone else hates. But if I hated it, that means that it really sucked.
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This is top of my list and the only movie that made me walk out of the theater.
 
djellison said:
You can smell this one as well then. I saw Avatar just over a week ago.

Avatar is in the list of films I'd have walked out of if I had been on my own.

It joins Cloverfield and SW Ep1. (SW Ep1 I WAS on my own and DID walk out of)
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At least you saw the movie the other guy did not.He was judging the movie with the trailers ? I have'nt seen it either.
 
djellison said:
You can smell this one as well then. I saw Avatar just over a week ago.

Avatar is in the list of films I'd have walked out of if I had been on my own.

It joins Cloverfield and SW Ep1. (SW Ep1 I WAS on my own and DID walk out of)
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I have avoided seeing Avatar up to now. I'm still not sure I want to see it. I liked Cloverfield, but hated Star Wars 1. That was a miserable film.

suburbia said:
Yes! Love Showgirls. Gina Gershon is everything. If you can't smell the fantastic cheese that permeates throughout this piece of... work, from beginning to end, and that everyone in the film seems to be in on the joke except Jessie from Saved By The Bell, then I pity you.
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In the words of the great trash king himself:

John Waters said:
"Showgirls is funny, stupid, dirty and filled with cinematic cliché; In other words, perfect… Showgirls will hold up; it will be great trash forever" - John Waters
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jessica. said:
This is top of my list and the only movie that made me walk out of the theater.
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I never saw it in theaters, but I rented it and watched the whole thing. You know how you can't take your eyes off a bad accident on the side of the road? It was kinda like that. It was terrible, but curiosity got the best of me and I just wanted to see how worse it could get. I thought it reached its low point at the beginning when Tom Green is jerking off the horse. But it gets worse :rolleyes:
 
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