I use keyboard shortcuts but I'd rather avoid if I have to cause it causes strain and fatigue. Especially when the trackpad is located UNDER the keyboard but even if its right in the middle keyboard (as is the case with a trackpoint!) I'd still rather avoid using them if I have to.
Compared to a trackpoint?
It seems you're trying to turn what is a guaranteed compromise in ergonomics in different situations, into a gripe that no one built a system specifically for
you. Most people who do real work on computers do indeed use a desk, with some amount of casual use (couch, toilet, whatever0 being secondary - I don't see the benefit in optimizing an interface for working in a manner which is already less productive in the first place, but that seems to be what you want.
If you believe you're most 'productive' on the bowl or couch, the heat from an MBP is likely already a loss for you, why not just buy a tablet?
Personally, I agree with some points, but your argument is jumbled. There is always room for improvement in virtually any piece of software or hardware, but telling people they're clueless while you talk about being productive on the toilet, well - enough said.
I don't particularly like the 'missing' buttons on macbooks, but they at least cover double button well enough on the trackpad, and there's always the option of using an actual multi-button mouse, or customizing your trackpad settings if that's your preference. But let's not pretend you're in the most productive mode on a couch or toilet, and then complain about performance and relative time differences vs hotkeys, etc.
Use a system day in and day out for 12-20 hours/day, and I can't imagine anyone claiming a trackpoint is more ergonomic than either an added marble, or apples trackpad(s). Laptop interfaces are by nature a compromise versus a full-sized keyboard and other pointing devices. having said that, the mbp trackpad isn't bad at all. The keyboard - I'll just leave it at whenever possible, I'm using a USB version of a clicky IBM Model M plugged into it, and the first and second gen mbp silver keyboards are a lot nicer IMO than the more recent gen black chicklet keys. I also preferred my last Thinkpad's k/b over the current gen keyboards, but it's a compromise.
Now for the case of CMD+W. Its obviously you guys have never used middle mouse buttons. Let me explain it. Say you got tabs 1,2,3,4,5,6 open and you are working in tab2. But you want to close tab 1,5 and 6. Can you use CMD+W immediately? NO BECAUSE IT WILL CLOSE TAB2!
So what do you have to do? You have to click tab1, wait like a 0.1sec for the new tab, move your hand to the CMD+W, press CMD+W, move your hand back to the trackpad, click tab5, wait like 0.1 sec, move your hand over to the CMD+W buttons, press CMD+W twice, move your hand back to trackpad, click tab2 once again, wait 0.1sec.
Now what do you have to do when you have a middle mouse button? You just have to move your cursor over to tab1, use a 3 finger tap (or middle mouse button) and then over to tab5 and use the middle mouse gesture or button twice. Now I don't even have to go in to the advantages of opening links in new tabs with the middle mouse which your sacred CMD+W button can't do! You have to right click it then select open link in new tab. I want to recommend you guys to configure BTT to include a middle mouse button as a gesture but you guys just aren't open for it. I am talking to close minded stubborn people. Its frustrating for me
So now you're claiming that one handed typing/pointer movement is now the most effective way for everyone to work?

Sorry, it just isn't so.
Now, I get your MMB issue here, so just map it with BTT, or learn about the *other* hotkeys to tab cycle to the tab you'd like to close.
It's frustrating to us - someone that believes using one hand on a computer is at all efficient, while ignoring the many seconds of time lost by using a single hand while sitting on the toilet or couch, griping about 'lost time.' Unless of course, you're single handing it on pr0n sites, which would make more sense..
You *may* be able to configure a triple tap, or certainly an easier keystroke, to do your middle mouse action, though. I'm pretty sure out of the box triple tap/click isn't recognized, but it may be via BTT.
Now don't tell me that CMD+W is better than middle mouse button because its not. And its obvious that you guys don't what you are talking about. It's obvious that you guys are sitting at a desk with two hands on the palmrest. Well I am not I am either sitting in my sofa, on the toilet or lying on bed. 95% of the time I am using one hand (either one depending on the situation) and 95% of the time its located on trackpad. Anything that involves keyboard keys of any kind causes fatigue for me and waste time. Thus I want to avoid using them as much as possible. Luckily you rarely need a keyboard for the internet. You just go from link to link. It's only when I need to do some serious typing that I am using two hands. Again you guys are ignorant and close minded. I am open for any method as long as those methods are good. Like on page 2 of this thread some suggested to configure CMD+W as a swipe up gesture and I immediately followed his suggestion because I think its useful.
Again, you're intentionally putting yourself into a non-ergonomic, non-productive position, and then griping about 1/10s of a second, see the irony yet? Facts aren't ignorant and close-minded. Try a tablet instead perhaps?
And what is it that you're doing single-handedly that is much more than browsing or un-skilled tasks, exactly?
Anyways, I get your MMB point, and it's valid, but I'd bet can be configured around with BTT, as the trackpads do recognize multiple simultaneous actions, and I'm not convinced that's even needed, just a mapping to MMB. If you're
really worried about fatigue, yeah, you're right in that it's not too comfortable typing when lying down, but you might want to try a class or book on ergonomics and/or human computer interactions before assuming laying down is the most productive position, and find a compromise that works the best for you.
Please don't tell me that because Steve didn't include the middle mouse button either as a gesture or a button in OS X because we don't need it. Well we don't need 2 finger scrolling either. Using arrows or the scroll bar works fine too. We don't need your sacred CMD+W either cause we can just click on the X's. We don't need swipe gestures for navigating. The UI already has those buttons in every program displaying on the screen. Stop. Just stop. Please
Steve's good at marketing, and at "fluffy things." Things like making simple tasks easier. Unfortunately, that usually means making some more complicated tasks, even some that were easy enough on other OSes, sometimes difficult to impossible. A one button trackpad or mouse is nearly useless for most professionals whether it's working with code, images, video, CAD, etc., and ctrl-click just for RMB behavior still is quite obnoxious, to me. The lack of a customizable selectable location/configuration choices at login is silly. The configuring of automounts and non OSX network shares is annoying vs *nix. The general mantra of the OS/Steve knows 'best' can be quite annoying, along with various attempts at Apple lock-ins - only Apple SSDs (not made by Apple) doing TRIM, time machine to normal network shares, etc...but overall, it's usually not a bad compromise.
Telling everyone that they're not open while you're dictating what seems to be 'this is the single way to do it, optimized for a sub-par non-ergonomic, non-productive mode of 'working,'' - again, the irony. Instead of going after people who disagree with you, you might be better off just sticking clearly to what you'd like to do, why, and figure out the best compromise or workaround for your specific desired results, and be open yourself to the thought that working on the toilet isn't a prime productivity position.
All of this might have been a lot shorter if the thread wasn't all over the place, but in the end, I think you've got a minor gripe about specs (screen pitch?), and a valid question about the best way to emulate MMB behavior. The rest is mostly just a pissing content and fluff - you wanted aluminum, you got it - live with it, or not, but you chose it. You can always mail Apple and tell them you want the perfect device for computing on the toilet and couch, but I'd bet the answer is - buy an iPad.