I think it's cute the boys are buying these great gifts for their girlfriends and then the family is generally ass-out! Boy times have changed though looking back I can certainly say I've bought my fair share of boyfriend gifts that may have exceeded the monetary value of the parent's gifts.
Mom -
These in pink a soap dispenser (it's more of a joke), and something else I'm sure. She usually gets Victoria's Secret PJ's, slippers, and then something less practical every year from me. It's just sort of turned out that way. Mother's Day and B-days is when she gets jewelry and computers.
Dad - $200 Bookstore gift card (because he always wants them) and my time to put his LPs onto the PC so he can then get them on CD.
Sister - two old cell phone batteries (another joke) and then I'm guessing something by way of clothing or gift cards for clothing. She's actually difficult to buy for but I'm still trying to think of something special because she's tried her best to be there for me this year because I've needed her more than ever.
Nephew #1 - So far my dad and him are the only ones I've really shopped for. The Office Season 3 DVD & Superbad DVD. Guitar Hero for XBox 360.
Nephew #2 - Cyclops RC car (I was not all that sober when I told him I'd buy it before I knew it was $100+ for something he will ultimately break, but that's the way kids are and that's cool with me.
Cousin + Wife - dunno
Aunt + Uncle - another "sorry you're married to a dick" card and then something corny but classy.
Grandma - My time sitting in front of her headstone telling her about my year.
There are about 10 others who I want to buy/do something for but some will be difficult to get something to, some forbid me from doing anything, some I cannot figure out, and others I've figured it out.
Me - A fancy frame for my MBA.
And the jokes...
The soap dispenser is because my mom insists on making us use this container of soap that you must turn upside down and squeeze, it's a pain in the ass so she's getting that. Sister, she has the worst cell phone battery in the history of cell phone batteries or at least she does every time her family is trying to get in touch with her.
It's more of a joke really. She asked for wine and crack, I have the wine I'm not doing so well on getting her the crack.