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I'll answer this two ways...

As my "real name", I am not actually anywhere to be found. However, Google "thinks" I'm a U.K.-based performance dance troop, I'm a whole lot of different things on Wikipedia (though, oddly enough, I actually am a registered contributor there, but naturally that doesn't come up...), I'm a software developer, consultant, geez... whole bunch of stuff.

When I search for my nom-de-plume, I'm all over the place. Wow!
 
In this order:
Blogger
Writer
Actress (both porn and non-porn)
Student
Singer

Off Google
Not a whole lot. ;)

I am a ****ing Google rockstar!
 
22 results, all me. Like some others, I have a unique last name. I've never met anyone with my name who isn't an immediate family member.

Got a long way to go to catch up to my dad though. 6954 hits. My only advantage is the world is getting more and more internetty.
 
History Professor
Librarian
MD practicing Immunobiology and Internal Medicine
Realtor
Truck Driver
Orthodontist
Resorce Soil Scientist
None of them are me.:(
 
I'm a member of the Liberal Democrat party in the UK
Owner of a web development company (that's me)
A student at Sheffield Hallam University
A clerk at the 6th Auditor's Office in Washington DC in 1892
A photographer who took a picture of a naked chick. :eek:
 
I'm assuming we're not including middle names?

Anyways, first two hits are for an economist and professor at the Harvard Graduate School of Education. :eek: What's weirder, he has the same middle initial as me, but my brother's middle name.
I'm also
a prominent mediator between the U.S. Gov't and the Mormon Church and Civil War vet (born 1822)
On the faculty at Weston Jesuit School of Theology
former bass player for The Slickee Boys
a BBC presenter
A Civil War captain
professor in the Mechanical Engineering at Stanford

And that's page 1

some of page 2:
historian and author
orthopedic reconstruction surgeon
a monsignor
former president of the University of North Dakota.


In the past, I've seen plenty of lawyers and accountants as well.
 
First 9 entries are the real me.
then
Gymnast - 2nd cousin
National Service Agent - 1st cousin
CEO of bank - 1st cousin #2
 
only comes up that i was on the dean's list at my school (not to shabby)
i was on the new york rangers web site with a song recommendation.
 
I am one of several different doctors, and a chiropractor, and/or dead, which is sad.

Apparently one of me is involved in a heated medical lawsuit.


...Although, some hits were actually me.
 
I'm a.....

-Character on the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-A realtor in Ohio (she has the .net domain of my name for her web site....I OWN THE DOT COM! AHAHAHA! IT IS MINE MINE MINE!)
-Assistant Sports Information Director at University of Detroit Mercy
 
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