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Apparently:

I source and provide models, babies and children for professional film, TV commercial and stills services in the united kingdom;
I am a Member of Scottish Parliament;
I am also James W. Alsdorf Chief Curator at the Museum of Contemporary Art;
& I am an elementary school.


That's what i call multitasking ;)
 
Great Scott! This is heavy!

I am dead, apparently! :eek: There's a picture of my gravestone and everything. I feel like Marty McFly in 'Back to the Future... Part II *' :)

*in case any die-hard film buffs were planning to catch me out! :D
 
A professor who studies tropical vertebrates
A sculptor
An irish professor (studies education, maybe)
A dead college trustee
A photographer
 
I'm me (a photographer) #1 hit.
The page links are all links linking to me.

-There is one that has reviewed a hotel on there.
-Another that's a school administrator.

And even if you put 2 and 2 together and search my first name and location, I'm still #1 :D
 
Will you please list your imdb page? kthxbai

Nope because that defeats the purpose of remaining somewhat anonymous around here now doesn't it? If you need a list of stellar porn titles though I'm sure some of us could help you out. I for one do not really watch that stuff, as I seem to have an ok imagination as it is. ;)
 
My first name is Blue, this throws the reality distortion field WAY off in searches.
For gits and shiggles I did my first and last name (in quotes)... I don't exist. AWESOME!

or I could just be...

bluesclues.jpg
 
Sadly, I believe that Blue is dead. He was replaced by his girlfriend, 'Magenta'. Not that I watch kid's tv ... I have a younger brother :)
WTF? I move to the UK and that cute little educational doggy dies?
(Blue was/is a girl, by the way. Magenta was her friend... maybe even "friend" ;) ;))
 
I'm a musician, a football player, a structural engineer, and a photographer.

With a fairly simple modifier, I become the first listing in Google, but with just my name I'm not even in the first 20 pages.
 
This thread is interesting, and the results were quite odd... I thought my name wouldn't come up with anything but me!

Hits 1 & 2 Wow it's actually me, but references my old job.
Hit #3 Apparently somebody used my name to post twice in a forum for drummers.
Hit #4 Lists a book with my name in it... something about a land dispute in 1836
Hit #5 It looks like I jetted over to the UK to play Rugby for Stow in 2004.

One word of caution though, I've known recruiters who do searches on google, myspace and facebook to see if they can find the applicant. There was at least one case where an applicants Facebook made references to drug use and was eliminated from a short list of candidates because of it. So beware of what you put on the internet!
 
the first 3 hits are all from some university courses where we had to submit some papers and the list is available on the web ;)

with " " around my name
i only find 7 links: 4 about myself at university and 2 about some amateur radio guy in germany and 1 about some pretty emo guy on myspace
 
I'm a, crappy, washed up, career was over about 10 years ago, badly styled pop singer, with many a website, oddly, this person was born not far from me :p
A jewelers
And a book :rolleyes:
 
When I enter my name with quotes, every single hit that google gets corresponds to myself. I guess I really am someone on the internets. :D
 
I get 539 hits when I search with quotes, but so far I only found myself... apparently I am a rather good musician. :cool:
 
The only other people I know with my last name are related to me in some way.

With my exact name, I come back as me, and some real estate agent in Illinois, which is where my great-grandparents on my fathers side lived when they first moved to this country.

There are a few over in Germany though. One of them was the host of a TV show called "Kikania" or "KiKa" or something. Couldn't tell you what the TV show was about since I don't know German.
 
Software Engineer in Streaming Networks (Pvt.)

Lmao this next one is hilarious (i wrote my username where my name would be ;) ):

Nabooly is 15 years old, is VERY responsive during workshop sessions. Having a strong value of respecting the elders, Nabooly believes that LISTENING is key to understand and 'tambat hati orang tua'. Beside his dashing good looks *grinz*, Nabooly also shows strong Leadership qualities. His influence among his friends is unquestionable. We hope, with Nabooly positive influence, more youths will be attracted to have the same good qualities.
 
I'm me, but I'm also a boxing trainer/promotor/matchmaker. I helped promote one of Bernard Hopkins' fights! :D
 
I am a...

  • Math Olympiad
  • A Criminal
  • Elementary Choir Singer
  • A Top Magazine Seller

It's funny because the 2nd, 5th and 7th search results are really me. :)
 
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