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What do you do?

  • I pull over ASAP.

    Votes: 51 91.1%
  • I try to find a lit, crowded area to pull over into.

    Votes: 3 5.4%
  • I go to a police station.

    Votes: 2 3.6%

  • Total voters
    56
  • Poll closed .
I usually just slow down and dangle my badge out the window until I see the officer give me the thumbs up then I accelerate back up to 105 mph.
 
I did the badge dangling thing, but it was snapped up when I put it in the slipstream.
 
Your first line of defense here in California is to pay the 11-99 bribe -- I mean membership fee.


Arg, you do know what 11-99 means?

I remember stopping a motorist once and he handed me his driver's license in a special two-sided card wallet that opened like a bi-fold. On one side was his license and sitting on top of it was a neatly folded $50 dollar bill. I removed his license and returned his money and little wallet. I told him the money was probably an oversight but it could easily be mistaken as a bribe. He told me he recently moved to SF from NYC and that's how things work there. That and a few other professional experiences left a sour taste in my mouth for NYPD. But as I looked around St Paul's Cathedral during a funeral for a friend of mine who was murdered in the line of duty I saw six NYC cops (and believe it or not two from London) it help me put some baggage behind me.

And by the way, I was once, actually more than once, offered oral by a woman to avoid a simple traffic offense. And she wasn't a street worker.

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I did the badge dangling thing, but it was snapped up when I put it in the slipstream.


You'll get more proficient with experience.
 
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