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What is meant when girls say...

ezzie

ezzie

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well...hopefully it means "i am so happy i have you and i can't imagine what i've done to deserve being loved by someone so wonderful."

that's what i mean when i say it to my husband, anyways. ;)

EDIT: unless she's trying to break up with you....then it's just an excuse for leaving.
 
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livingfortoday

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I believe that would be a compliment. Were it "You don't deserve me", then I would be worried. Also, if she says "Remember when I said don't worry about it? Yeah, it was gonorrhea." - worry some more.
 
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Roric

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7on said:
What is meant when girls say "I don't deserve you?":confused:
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They mean, "I may have sinned against humanity, but I certainly did nothing to deserve being stuck with you!"


Oh Wait!! Maybe that is only when they are talking to me. :D

If they snuggle with you afterward, it means a good thing. If they keep distant, it means they are leaving but don't want to say you are at fault.
 
spicyapple

spicyapple

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Oh wow. Do you really want to know?

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I really deserve someone better than you.
 
7on

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ezzie1029 said:
well...hopefully it means "i am so happy i have you and i can't imagine what i've done to deserve being loved by someone so wonderful."

that's what i mean when i say it to my husband, anyways. ;)

EDIT: unless she's trying to break up with you....then it's just an excuse for leaving.
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Yeah, I don't *think* she's leaving. o_O
 
7on

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Roric said:
They mean, "I may have sinned against humanity, but I certainly did nothing to deserve being stuck with you!"


Oh Wait!! Maybe that is only when they are talking to me. :D

If they snuggle with you afterward, it means a good thing. If they keep distant, it means they are leaving but don't want to say you are at fault.
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ah yeah, there was snuggles afterwards.
 
TheAnswer

TheAnswer

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It's code...it means she read the following post from a teen advice thread and wants you to start acting like this:

iBenzin said:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for ******* and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

****11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

***19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.
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devilot

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ezzie1029 said:
well...hopefully it means "i am so happy i have you and i can't imagine what i've done to deserve being loved by someone so wonderful."

EDIT: unless she's trying to break up with you....then it's just an excuse for leaving.
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I think it could mean either one of the above... but I think even if she were trying to break up, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's a lie or an excuse. She might genuinely feel that you deserve someone who cares for you the way you care for her ("her" in the generic sense).

And BuzWeaver just gave you incredible advice-- for life. For just about any and every situation.
 
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nplima

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7on said:
What is meant when girls say "I don't deserve you?":confused:
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a) you like this girl, but she does not like you: she thinks you're a wimp and wants you to get lost
b) she's your girlfriend: she think you're a wuss and wants you to get lost

really, find some other girl. or several of them while you're at it.
 
dsnort

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Women are a mystery to me. I have no idea what she means when she says "I don't deserve you"

I have only been able to break the female code for two phrases, they are:

1. "I don't care where we go to eat, you choose."
This is code for " I'm bored and think it will be amusing to shoot down your every dinner suggestion until you guess the place I want to go." Women love to foster your illusion that you have some say in these matters.This used to be one of my wifes favorite games.

2. "Let's just be friends."
This is code for " I want you to take me places and spend money on me, but I want to make clear from the beginning that you are never going to see me naked." If you don't believe me, invite this women to a nice restaurant, then after diner ask the waiter for seperate checks. I guarantee you she'll stop returning your phone calls!

EDIT: Before someone gets up in arms, this entire post is meant as joke.
 
ezzie

ezzie

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devilot said:
I think it could mean either one of the above... but I think even if she were trying to break up, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's a lie or an excuse. She might genuinely feel that you deserve someone who cares for you the way you care for her ("her" in the generic sense).
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ah, i hadn't really thought of it that way. :eek:
 
MarkCollette

MarkCollette

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7on said:
ah yeah, there was snuggles afterwards.
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Hmm, potential responses:

Thanks. Regardless, you're stuck with me. I've locked all the doors.

I know. But making love with you sure beats my other charity volunteer work.

No one deserves a night of perfect sensual love, ass smacking, strangulation, torture and death. But we make do with what we get.

/Can you guess why I was dumped last week? ;)
 
emw

emw

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7on said:
What is meant when girls say "I don't deserve you?":confused:
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Well, depending on how many are saying it, you might be in trouble.

Really, though, as someone mentioned, ask her. Hopefully you feel close enough to her to get her to talk about this. If she's insecure about the relationship, she might need some reassurance.

If she's planning on leaving you, better to get it out now. ;)
 
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