Women are a mystery to me. I have no idea what she means when she says "I don't deserve you"
I have only been able to break the female code for two phrases, they are:
1. "I don't care where we go to eat, you choose."
This is code for " I'm bored and think it will be amusing to shoot down your every dinner suggestion until you guess the place I want to go." Women love to foster your illusion that you have some say in these matters.This used to be one of my wifes favorite games.
2. "Let's just be friends."
This is code for " I want you to take me places and spend money on me, but I want to make clear from the beginning that you are never going to see me naked." If you don't believe me, invite this women to a nice restaurant, then after diner ask the waiter for seperate checks. I guarantee you she'll stop returning your phone calls!
EDIT: Before someone gets up in arms, this entire post is meant as joke.
Women are a mystery to me. I have no idea what she means when she says "I don't deserve you"
I have only been able to break the female code for two phrases, they are:
1. "I don't care where we go to eat, you choose."
This is code for " I'm bored and think it will be amusing to shoot down your every dinner suggestion until you guess the place I want to go." Women love to foster your illusion that you have some say in these matters.This used to be one of my wifes favorite games.
2. "Let's just be friends."
This is code for " I want you to take me places and spend money on me, but I want to make clear from the beginning that you are never going to see me naked." If you don't believe me, invite this women to a nice restaurant, then after diner ask the waiter for seperate checks. I guarantee you she'll stop returning your phone calls!
EDIT: Before someone gets up in arms, this entire post is meant as joke.
My girlfriend LOVES to play the "Where do you want to eat?" game and it drives me f**king bonkers.
What is meant when girls say "I don't deserve you?"![]()
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She thinks you are a better person then her and she is trying to live up to what you want.
What is meant when girls say "I don't deserve you?"![]()
What is meant when girls say "I don't deserve you?"![]()