What is the stupidest thing YOU ever said?

[Abstract]

"Put your penis under that saw. Don't worry, it's not turned on. It's not even plugged in."

Me: "OK."

i'm guessing tarantino.

David Lynch?

 

[Benjamindaines]

Yes.

 

[Benjamindaines]

"Put your penis under that saw. Don't worry, it's not turned on. It's not even plugged in."

Me: "OK."



David Lynch?

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[lamina]

"I really want to let you know how much I like you"

 

[orangemacapple]

Hey y'all, watch this!

 

[SkyBell]

To a guy I had a crush on:

"No, I don't mind guys with small penises."


...

 

[localoid]

"I do."

 

[shecky]

Nope.

gotta be singer then.