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What is your favourite toilet paper?

Anything that's reasonably soft and is on offer at the supermarket.Yup, I'm a toilet paper whore. :D

But,as I believe I may have mentioned before, it has to be white.

Yellow: Looks like piss
Peach: Ditto, but also a even more disgusting colour.
Pink: Not fond of pink, anyway, and it's always such a granny pink.
Blue: Least gross, will buy if there's no white.

And every single coloured one looks really, really disgusting when wet.
So it has to be white, you see? No contest. Minimalist all the way. :D
 
2-ply toilet paper, just like most people. Although rolling papers are hard to find in Mexico, and the single rolls of toilet paper with the outside paper wrapping are my favorite because the wrapping makes good rolling papers. :D

Now do not jump on me with your American 'war on drugs' (i.e. war on your family).
 
It's an interesting question. Although I prefer charmin at home, I really like moss when I'm out in the woods. But I have to say my all time favorite is a nice snowball, which I got to experience daily climbing in AK for a month. Don't knock it till you try it!
 
I quite glad this isn't a thread on your favorite TP with a side discussion on the best ways to use it. :eek:

Then there are the bidet users, who would probably find this whole thread a little dirty.
 
Sun Baked said:
Then there are the bidet users, who would probably find this whole thread a little dirty.
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Or the people in some cultures that just use their hand..they would find this thread extravagant.
 
definately don't john wayne it or the roids are in your future :eek:

however, i prefer just some good soft toilet paper, aloe vera the better.

even in the dorms when i was in college i had my own toilet paper!
 
w_parietti22 said:
umm... but your wiping it on you a**. Dont you think you deserve better? :D
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Yes, that's why all us Mac users should upgrade to old MicroSoft Windows user manuals.

The things are also probably less irritating to your ass than that instutional TP they use to keep people from stealing TP.
 
My favorite TP is the stuff in my freshmen dorm, that I used for 2 full semesters. I got a picture of it that I will include.
 

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Sun Baked said:
I quite glad this isn't a thread on your favorite TP with a side discussion on the best ways to use it. :eek:

Then there are the bidet users, who would probably find this whole thread a little dirty.
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I have some limits, sir. :D
 
Sun Baked said:
I guess it'll be enema time, once people have push past the entry and delved deep into bad taste. :p
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I knew somebody was about to mention that! For the record, that would undoubtedly be the crappiest thread yet among all those to choose from.
 
Applespider said:
Plain white Andrex... the old London drains don't like the heavy-duty quilted stuff.

Although I did buy some Charmin Ultra packs last year in gratitude for sponsoring the nicest portaloos I have ever seen during the Superbowl. On a cold, wet night in Houston in February, coming across these heated loos with hot water and lots of toilet paper was heaven!
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Most porta-loos I've been in get seriously messed up. People just don't seem to aim or anything. I can't Charmin were brave enough to make the inside colour white. :eek:

And I didn't used to think it made a difference what toilet paper I used. Then I used one-ply for the first time, and it was painful!! It didn't even work. I had to use more than I would with 2 ply, that's all. And sometimes my fingers would rip the paper while I was using it and..... :(

CanadaRAM said:
Dell special offer flyers which arrive daily...
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I tried to use AOL disks once......

*limps away*
 
Deepdale said:
I knew somebody was about to mention that! For the record, that would undoubtedly be the crappiest thread yet among all those to choose from.
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That would be the poop thread, should be in the archive.

This thread would start blowing chunks if it went off in that direction. ;)
 
Anything quilted and fluffy. As far as the whole flushing money down the toilet deal: the difference between sanding my ass with cheapest stuff out there and wiping it with, as it were, silk, adds up to an annual cost differential which is less than I spend on a coffee at Starbucks.

I also have started to like those moist towelettes. Oh so comfy, oh so cleansing.

Just got back from Finland, and, let me say, at least the hotels there have no concept of comfortable toilet paper. Had they left a bunch of rough-cut branches with which to scrub myself afterwards, I dare say that would have been more comfortable than the steel-wool-like material they provided.

Oh, please God, let Wednesday's announcement be good!
 
MongoTheGeek said:
If the words bad taste and enema occur in the same sentence then you are doing something wrong :eek:
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I'd think that "good" taste and enema would indicate a problem.
 
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