i remember it like yesterday. It was the iphone 4s, a replacement for my iphone4.
It was a windy day, 30mph, blowing out of the north west which is odd for michigan.
I was cleaning up the kitchen, the prior night my wife had spilled a couple drops of red wine on our brazilian cherry hardwood floors. While the wine didn't actually stain my floor, it was slightly sticky, so i had to scrub quite a bit.
My neighbor knocked on my door around 2:13pm (est) and asked me what lawn company i was using, because he was unhappy with some weeds that were growing in his yard. I explained to him that i had manually removed some crab grass, and that is why my yard resembled that of a high end golf course. I told him that due to the uncommonly warm winter we had, the per-emergence spray that was applied probably wasn't as helpful as prior years.
Anyway, my neighbor left and i was playing frisbee with my austrlian shepherd. She's a blue merle, and she has one blue eye, and one brown eye. I love her brown eye.
On or about 2:21pm (est) we heard a diesel truck at the gate to our subdivision. I jogged from the back yard towards the road, and my dog followed me.
Much to our dismay, the diesel truck that sounded like a ups truck was actually that of a sprinkler company doing some work in our neighborhood.
Sadly, i took my dog inside and i walked over to my liquor cabinet. I poured a glass of glenfiddich 30, (aprox three fingers), and began to drink. Glass upon glass upon glass.
I woke up the next morning around 8am and my iphone was on the porch, my wife had left me, and my dog peed in the living room.