notjustjay
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When I started programming, we didn't even have programming languages. We had to train small animals like hedgehogs and muskrats to perform the operations. Some things were obvious: rabbits or mice (multipliers), certain species of snakes (adders), and the occasional repurposed flotsam (oar gates). But let me tell you, it takes a lot of training to consistently complement a hedgehog.
Then we'd line everything up along the road and run them through their paces in a kind of "relay race". It was much later that electromechanical relays were invented, but by then the term "relay computer" was already long established.
Maaaaaan, you're old 😱
My first was Applesoft BASIC on an Apple ][. I believe my first program was something along the lines of:
10 PRINT "I CAN BEEP!"
20 PRINT CHR$(7)
30 GOTO 10
I ran it with great pride. Then my grade 4 computer teacher came by, thoroughly unimpressed, and said "Yes, dear, you can. Now turn it off."
She didn't recognize (potential) (future) greatness when she saw it. 🙁