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Mine was real weird, not the strangest but strange.

Everything was black and white, and I was in this creepy long hallway and it was dark, but at the end of the hallway was light shining from the bottom gap between the floor and the door.

A strange lady was there and two kids, and the lady was crying and she told the kids not to be afraid and that nothing would hurt them. She then opened the door and went inside.

The door slammed shut, all this horrible screaming could be heard and blood splattered out from under the gap between the door and the floor and then you could hear her voice again telling the children not to be afraid.

Then I woke up.
 
Last nights was a bit dark-


My girlfriend and I were 10 years younger and back in secondary school. There was a story in the news about an actor who had a terminal illness, but was planning on taking his own life.
I was walking with a friend one dinner break whilst my girlfriend was sat on a bench with her friends. Suddenly I was the actor and I had just injected myself with something that would kill me in 45 seconds.

I smiled and walked down busy path, the sun was beaming and my eyes were shut. I thought about my imminent death but it didn't worry me. Everything seemed to move slowly.

Then I thought about my girlfriend. She didn't know I was the actor and I only had seconds left to live. I panicked and tried thinking up ways to reach her. I called her to say "I love you", heard no reply and collapsed.


Woke up terrified :eek:! I totally blame In Time, I found the first half an hour of that film very uncomfortable.
 
Not my last dream, but the last I remember.

I was in a strange place that had the same appearance as a Super Mario 64 level on a graphics standpoint. It was supposedly a Minecraft map. The room had a low ceiling, it was about 20 feet wide and 40 feet long. Sinuous stone walkways were interconnected while the rest was lava. And then there were some holes in the walkways as well as in small alcoves in the walls, which were gold geysers. One of my friends was there gathering the gold with those big metallurgic bucket-spoon-shovels or whatever it's called. He told me to move a bit as a geyser "erupted" (but it was only a small 6-inch bubble of liquid gold). And then somehow I was in my parents' house, I was in the basement reading something and my mother was shouting at me. I became angry, and I was back in the lava room. I took the bucket from my friend's hands and threw it in the lava out of rage.
 
It was at the iPad 3 launch, the apple store I was at was gigantic and the iPad 3 looked awesome, especially the retina display, same design, but new colors in the smart covers (more deep and vibrant). I saw it on a poster next to the apple store that was at least 50X100 feet. I was one of the first ones in line and I was with 2 of my friends. I was so excited to get it, I then bought my iPad 3 and then I gave one of my friends my iPad 2 (which in real life he is buying.) Then I woke up, never got to open up the iPad 3 :(, but it felt so real. I guess it will be in a few weeks except for the giant apple store.

I did have a dream about the iPad 2 twice before it came out. The first time was back in December 2010 (before any of the android tablets came out) and I dreamt the Xoom (before it came out, but my mind got the design exactly right) was the iPad 2. The second time was in early-febuary, and I was able to get the design right for the iPad 2 before we had seen the real design (except for mockups)
 
I had to tame a wild bench. It was a real delinquent, this bench. It would only hold still long enough to allow unwitting people to sit down and promptly be ejected about a hundred feet into the air. Then it would buck and gallop away. Someone thought I'd be able to make this bench see reason. Challenge accepted!

I forget much of what I started doing but I recall an unfortunate incident with a kitten. I finally got it to settle down by walking it over to the river side and painting a door which appealed to the bench's sense of style. An old couple sat down holding hands on the now peaceful bench. I love an overnight success story.

Signed,

The Bench Whisperer.
 
Mine was Hayden Panettiere a bottle of baby oil, and peanut butter. :D

I woke up and needed a shower! :eek:
 
I had a dream about a film mashup of Resident Evil and Alien.

Initially a group of humans including myself encounter aliens, get all freaked out, then an alien got infected with the T-virus and all hell broke loose. The uninfected aliens realising the peril they faced at the hands of the infected lose all interest in killing humans, they join forces with us and start eliminating the infected though it's no good as the infected alien was completely badass and killed us all.

Then I woke up.
 
I was in a weird pastiche of Jaws 2. I know there were a bunch of guys with sailboats that I was hanging out with and a shark was somewhere out there. Anyway, there was this really pretentious French girl (or at least she was a real Francophile) who was annoying the hell out of us. (Us being me and the sailboat jocks).

We starting laughing at her and I corrected them saying “Wait, we should laugh en francais (cue sound effect of laughing through nose).

She then got p.o.’ed and asked why we all hated French people. One of the other guys quipped, “‘Cause you stink.” This apparently made me laugh in my sleep, according to my wife.
 
Had a very strange one last night, although I only remember bits and pieces of it...

It started with a friend of mine, who is a bit of a mad scientist (in the dream; he's normal in real life!), and he'd rigged up some sort of motor to a trampoline so that each bounce takes you higher than the last. After a few bounces, I ended up on the moon, and ran into some other friends there. The last thing I remember, I was sitting in a restaurant in a mall (still on the moon) where I had fish. :confused:


Real-life tie-in: I had fish at Cobb & Co yesterday.
 
Had a brilliant one last night-

I, my mother and a friend were hyper-intelligent beavers (MAMMALS, please). We had broken into a shopping centre/mall late one night. Ikea had taken over the world by this point, and almost everything was Ikea branded.

The security guards were already out in force as there was a human intruder. A door slammed open and we thought they were after us, but they all continued running on as the guy at the back looked at us with a torch, then ran on too.

We found a hotel inside the shopping centre, also Ikea-ran. My friend booked the rooms. They didn't use a card/key system instead relying on passwords using sequences of shapes.

As we entered the rooms (which were tiny, but had a common area that housed 5 bedrooms), my friend vanished. He left his bag with me which had a card saying he was actually a spy, investigating a restaurant.

See, Ikea had been putting hormones in food that increased intelligence. Somewhere down the line a beaver (MAMMAL, please...) had eaten a burger (FOOD, please) containing the hormones. But then I woke up :(

(I blame Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
 
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