Stay out of sunlight, don't go near water, and definitely don't eat after midnight.The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve, I was 7 years old, me and Mom were decorating the tree...waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home, so Mom called the office. No answer.
Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by, Neither one of us could eat or sleep.
Everything was falling apart, it was snowing outside and the house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire.
That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top nnd me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird.
And instead they pulled out my father, he was dressed in a Santa Claus suit.
He'd been climbing down the chimney...
...his arms loaded with presents.
He was gonna surprise us.
He slipped and broke his neck.
He died instantly.
And that's how I found out
there was no Santa Claus.
Stay out of sunlight, don't go near water, and definitely don't eat after midnight.
Yep, but no mixers, and no lemon with your tequila.But I can still drink alcohol, right?![]()
Aww, that's a quote from some movie bartelby, isn't it? I just can't remember which one, though something in my brain says gremlins.![]()
Why dont we have a 'what your BEST Christmas ever' thread?
Christmas 1975 I had just turned 6. Christmas eve my mother abandoned my sister and me, first with my grandparents then 4 days later with social services. That was 32 years ago and not seen her since.
Strangely enough, it also turned out to be the best Christmas, I know through the grapevine that her, her new husband (who drove us to social services) and his kid's lives are pretty f***ed up, where as my sister and I have had a great life, with amazing families and partners. Doubt this would have happened if it wasn't for Christmas Eve 1975. I guess every cloud does have a silver lining.
And no matter what happens, hope you all have a wonderful Christmas
oh my god. that is soo sad. I feel really bad for you.my parents just split up but I couldn't imagine that.
I've never paused so long after a post to take in what I just read....The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible.../..../...
And that's how I found out
there was no Santa Claus.
When I was 7 or 8, I was dreadfully ill with a nasty case of the flu for Christmas. Looking back, I guess it really wasn't that bad, but when you're that age and you end up spending most of Christmas in bed, it's really not fun.
On Christmas Eve 2003, I had the stomach flu for 24 hours and had to stay upstairs and watch TV. That wasn't fun.
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve, I was 7 years old, me and Mom were decorating the tree...waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home, so Mom called the office. No answer.
Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by, Neither one of us could eat or sleep.
Everything was falling apart, it was snowing outside and the house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire.
That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top nnd me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird.
And instead they pulled out my father, he was dressed in a Santa Claus suit.
He'd been climbing down the chimney...
...his arms loaded with presents.
He was gonna surprise us.
He slipped and broke his neck.
He died instantly.
And that's how I found out
there was no Santa Claus.
Sounds about the same time that I had something similar - only it lasted a good 2 to 3 days. Vomiting (and the other stuff), non-stop, until all that was left to come up was bile. I'd never thrown up so many times in my entire life as I did during those 2-3 days.
umm okay, TMI, sorry!
Stay out of sunlight, don't go near water, and definitely don't eat after midnight.