LOL no need to be contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian. It's obvious you're one of those later adopters/poser types, I mean really, you're actually using an Apple router and you blab about it in your signature. Enough said.
If you're really grasping for straws why don't just go all out in facetiousness talk about how you would "never spend xyz $ amount on this watch" or how your ancient horse drawn carriage Rolex is really "the only watch" worth $10k?
And you didn't even know an entry level model Watch existed, let alone the price? Where have you been?
Why not get one? At least its another line you can add to your signature.
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