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what would be wildest thing at mwny?

Originally posted by jefhatfield


...an apple macintosh pda phone
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Like you said, Nokia already has this available, just not running OS X.

I think any handheld PDA that might come from apple would by default, have to be a cell phone as well. And one that takes photos.
 
Originally posted by Griffindor73
I would like to see Steve get on a Space Hopper with an Apple logo on the front of it the bounce across the stage where a line of laptops are waiting. They are alternately arranged windows XP laptops and TiBooks. He bounces across them singing "Bill Gates has a small willy", crushing all the laptops as he goes. Then assisants will dash on and hold up all the laptops. The TiBooks will be in perfect working order, while the windows ones will be twisted wrecks of their former selves!

The Steve will pop the space-hopper with a big knife and pull out the new 4Ghz G5 chip, the crowd will chear, women will hold up their first-born for him to scrifice and a troup of naked go-go dancers will wheel on the new G5 PowerMac, which will have changed its name to VeryPowerfulMac to make it obvious to Windows user that there machines are total pants.

To finish Steve will perform a Photoshop benchmark test that is so fast it will distort the time/space continum and mean that Photoshop 7 will work so fast that it can actually predict what you want to do next and will automatically carry out the task before you have even thought of it.

That ought to get some headlines!
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I'd pay to see that. 😀 😀
 
Originally posted by King Cobra
Griffindor, hitman, and others along the lines, you guys must have some F😱CKED up imagination! 😱 😀 😱 😀
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What the f*ck you talkin about? 😀 😀

We can dream, can't we? 😀 😀
 
Hey, titman! 😱 😀

I never stated you couldn't dream...but at least have the decency to side with something other than women giving up their first born at a formal expo. 😱 🙄
 
I just thought that my style expo fitted in with Steve's god-like status! To adopt a more politically correct line the half the naked dancers could be men and the women could offer any of their children, not just the first born! (Although I'm not changing my mind about the space-hoppers!)
 
Originally posted by King Cobra
Hey, titman! 😱 😀

I never stated you couldn't dream...but at least have the decency to side with something other than women giving up their first born at a formal expo. 😱 🙄
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Hey Queenie, it was not my idea about the whole "first born thing." 🙄 😀

I just thought it was funny. 😀
 
Titman! 😀

You must have misread my statement. If you can see your computer screen over your 😱 read what I said in my previous post:

"...have the decency to side with something other than women giving up their first born...." Spot a place where I said it was your idea. 😎
 
Ah well, I'm too tired to read anything right, let alone anything posted by you. 😀 😀
 
Originally posted by King Cobra
I'm afraid to read anything by you, titma'am, 'cause I'm afraid you'll attach a pic! 😱 😀 🙄 😎
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Hey Queen Slut, I already have attached a pic in Community Discussion. 🙄 😀 😀

But as always your blinding stupidity forces me to try and avoid your posts whenever possible. 😀 😀 😎
 
Queen Slut doesn't even rhyme...clitman! 😀 😀

If you try to avoid my posts, then why the blue heck are you responding? 😀

Sounds like you are even more sexually distressed than any of us thought! 😱 🙄 😀 😎
 
Originally posted by King Cobra
Queen Slut doesn't even rhyme...clitman! 😀 😀
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I know. I just thought it would be appropriate though. 😀


If you try to avoid my posts, then why the blue heck are you responding?
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Cause I'm bored. Really, really fricken bored. 😀 😀

And it's boosting my post count. 🙄 😀


Sounds like you are even more sexually distressed than any of us thought!
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And you would obviously understand the most about sexual distress (and probably confusion 😱 ) than anyone else on the boards, right? 😀 😀
 
>>Queen Slut doesn't even rhyme...clitman!
>I know. I just thought it would be appropriate though.
You're obviously sleep-posting! 😀


>Cause I'm bored. Really, really fricken bored.
Well, that's close enough! 😀

>And it's boosting my post count. 🙄 😀
You're just about as lazy as fyterdog. Now I have to bytch to the two of you about drunk aliens and pink elephants! 😀 😱

>And you would obviously understand the most about sexual distress (and probably confusion 😱 ) than anyone else on the boards, right?
I'm sure anyone with half a brain (or, in your case, half a b😱st) could figure out that slut does not rhyme with cobra. If that makes me more aware of sexual distress then I can't imagine what you are going through. 😀
 
Originally posted by King Cobra
pink elephants! 😀 😱
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Wft have you been smoking? 😀


You're obviously sleep-posting! 😀
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I'm sure anyone with half a brain (or, in your case, half a b😱st) could figure out that slut does not rhyme with cobra. If that makes me more aware of sexual distress then I can't imagine what you are going through. 😀
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You are too. 😀
See you tomorrow Queen Opra. 😀
 
>Wft have you been smoking? 😀
I didn't bring that up, fyterdog did.

>>You're obviously sleep-posting!
>You are too. 😀
See you tomorrow Queen Opra. 😀
Wow. You can't even back that up. Try the front! 😱 😀
See you Monday. 😎
 
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